funny joks 182

Khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya
Phool ne mali ko khas banaya
Chahat ne mohbat ko khas banaya
Kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya


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Walk In Ur Own Path
Love In Ur Own Style
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
den Ppl Wil Say.
"Nalayak Kisi Ki Bhi Baat Nahi sunta


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A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...


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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley


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Papu gun leke darwaze pe Khada tha
Wife-kya hua?
Papu-Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu
Wife-To jao na
Papu-kese jau,bahar kutta khada He


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funny joks 181

Aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,
Chaal MOR jaisi,
Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi.
Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti


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Ho sakta hai Barish k baad asma nila na ho,
Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe aur Bistar gila na ho.


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!


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Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada,
Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada,
Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada...


Tu hi wo HaramZada


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funny joks 180

'LIPS' Bhindi ki tarah,
'GAAL' Tamatar ki tarah,
aur 'FACE' Gobhi ki tarah.
Bhagwan ek Dost diya wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah.


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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...


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Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange...
Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..


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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...


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funny joks 179

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....


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sorry aap logo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha,
kya koi apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakta hai.
hum log tash khel rahe hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..


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yaad aate hai wo suhane pal,
jab hum tum shararat kiya karte the,
hum Bandar k liye roye karte the aur tum apni photo dikha kar hume mana liya karte the.

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**


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Kashti chali kinara chhut gaya, aasma se sitara tut gaya,
tu bhi to aaj tak nahi sudhara, jaha dekhi deewar wahin moot gaya.


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funny joks 178

jaha dosti vaha pyar,
jaha pyar vaha ishq,
jaha ishq,
vaha mohabbat,
jaha mohabbat vaha judai,
jaha judai vaha dard,
jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.


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100 gram Mitti,.....
100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....
25species ke keede makode....
5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....
dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....


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qayamat k din jab farishtoon ne sub se kaha k apne apne gunah paper per likho,
tu jab sub ne apney gunah likh liye to achanak tumhari awaz aayi .............
supplement plz


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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!


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Aisa DOSTANA ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu Kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu Teer,
Mai MATAR tu Paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu Badal,
Mai RAJMA tu Chawal,
Mai HOT tu Cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?


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funny joks 177

U r 70% HANDSOME,
U r 75% SWEET,
U r 85% NAUGHTY,
U r 90% CUTE,
U r 100% LOVELY,
Matlab u r Totally
70+75+85+90+100= 420


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I want a KISS Plz KISS me, jaldi karo koi bhi nahi hai fauran karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
u know KISS means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo. So KISS Me!!


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Humare SMS se log samajhte hain ki hume aadat hai paise udane ki, Lekin wo nadan kya samjhe???
ki ye bhi ek ada hai kanjooso ko sharamindgi ka ehsas karane ki.


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Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,
aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi


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Subah uth kar 3 kaam karna...
1- upar vaale ko yaad karna taki tum ji sako,
2- mujhe SMS karna taki mai ji saku aur
3- naha lena taki sab ji sake.


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funny joks 176

Kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho.
kyun har din mera dil dukhate ho.
yeh sunkar to meri ruh kamp gayi ki tum bartan dhone ke sabun se nahate ho.
Chhi chhi.


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Barsenge ",",","," Barsenge ",",",",","
Hamare sMs Aaj Phir Barsenge!
Tumhari 5 Paise Ki Muskaan Ke Liye Hum Aaj Phir Ek Rupiya Kharchenge


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"HAPPYBIRTHDAY" 2 u Shocked na?
Actully aaj k Din 'James Hawk'ne Dhakkan banaya tha,
To Maine socha har DHAKKAN ko Happy BirthDay wish kar du...!

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Hakikat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
hamara farz tha aapko batana...
GARMI SURU HO GAYI HAI ROJ- ROJ NAHANA..!


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Apke dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,
apke labon ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar,
dosti ki kasam aapko nark se utha layenge apki ruh me apni jaan dekar.


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funny joks 175

SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mob.
pe tika rakhi hai,
Bettary aur charger bhi la rakhe hai,
Par SMS aayenge kaise...?
Dosti jo kanjuso se bana rakhi hai...


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Aap Pagal ho...
plz mano aap Pagal ho...
gussa kyu karte ho yaar...
P-yare,
A-chche,
G-ood,
A-nmol,
L-ovely...
ab to manoge na ki aap kitne Pagal ho...!!


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M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_

Dekha...!!

Everything is incomplete without

"U".


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My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko. - nitin bodkhe


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SMS karne ke 4 Fayde hai-
1)Mobile ko jang nahi lagta hai
2)Time pass ho jata hai
3)Jise SMS karo wo bhi khush, aur
4)kon kon kanjus hai pata chal jata hai.. . . . . !


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funny joks 174

Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost"Gadhe ki Aawaz sune jamane ho gaye"


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Agar koi galti,
Gustaakhi,
Mistake,
Etc; Ho gayi hoto plz........ Plz......plz........
Mafi mang lo,
Main bahut acche mood me hun.


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Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma dena,
Agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena............
Kameeno "HAATH"


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Hutch k CEO ne muje kaha:agar tum meri beti ko pataa lo to mai apna naam badal dunga!
Phir kya??HUTCH is now VODAPHONESaala ved se panga leta hai


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Bhiga Sa Lgta HaiAalam Tumhe,Bhigi C Lgti HaiSubah Tumhe,Bhiga Lag Rha HaiSara Jahan Tumhe,Uth PagalTune Su-Su Kar liya Hai.


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funny joks 173

Yaad karke meri Dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi par 1 ehsaan kar diya,
Is mobile me ye last rupiya tha,
Dekh maine wo bhi TERE NAAM kar diya.


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You are a GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu GHONCHU hi...


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kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?


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GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja


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kash tum bakri hote,
hum tumhe ghas khilate aur Pyar se tumhare sing hilate aur puchte 'msg bhejne me kanjus kaun?
tum ya mai'
to tum Pyar se bolte...
MEIN MEIN


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funny joks 172

u r BUDDHU...
B-est in all,
U-nderstanding by Mind,
D-ecent by Nature,
D-ynamic,
H-onest by Heart,
samjhe BUDDHU


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hawa me tum ho,
pani me tum ho,
aasman me tum ho,
jamin me tum ho,
jahan dekho tum hi tum ho, ...............
dettol wali aunty thik hi kehti thi,
kitanu har jagah hote hai.


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"Sitaro me aap,
Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap,
Dhop me aap,
Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."


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ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne bf ko call kiya
"aa jao ghar me koi nahi hai"
wo chala gaya! sachmuch ghar me koi nahi tha!
tala laga hua tha


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a friend is 1 who advise u 2 study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in examination hall n says "abe kitna likhega?
ladkiyan ja rhi hai"


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funny joks 171

"MOHABBAT" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai jatane ki,
"PYAR" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai dikhane ki,Aur
"PERFUME" mat lagao aapko zarurat hai nahane ki

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Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai., sab prabhu ki leela hai"


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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja


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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


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Dost mere marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena,
agar wo dikh jaye to ek baar mera nikal k hila dena...
...
.....

abe hath
bye bye k liye


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funny joks 170

Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!


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PoliceMan To His Son-Oye Tere Number Bade Ghat Aye Ne
Main Tera TV,Crkt Sb Band Kr Dena Hai

Son-O Chadd Bapu.
Aa Le 50 Rupiye
Gal Muka


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1 Nadi Me Do Insan Dub Rahe Hai
1 Insaan Vo Jise Aap Pyar Krte Ho
Dusra Vo Jo Apko Pyar Krta Hai
To Aap Kisko Bachaoge Aur Kyo?Reply Must


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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda Dikaho
Salesman:plain Me Dikha du
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha


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Arz kiya hai,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saat bhag gayi


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funny joks 169

Sardar-aaj maine pani ko
ullu bana diya
2nd-wo kaise?
Sardar-oye subah maine
pani garam kiya aur thande
pani se naha liya


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Dil ke dard ko juban par mat lana

Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana

Zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehre ho

"DETTOL" ke siwa kuch mat lagana..


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santa-Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl-tameez se baat karo.
santa-bahenji kya Aap mujhse shaadi karengi?


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Girlfriend na hone ke 5 fayde :-
1-Time ki bacht
2-Acchi Nind
3-koi Miss Call nahi
4-Koi chinta nahi
5-No Boring Sms


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1Admi Ne Kaha K Is Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Tbi Yumdot Aya Or Bola K Main Tumhari Jaan Lene Aya Hu
Admi Bolea-Le Daso Hun Banda Gal V Na Kre


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funny joks 168

boy:i cn kiss u widout even touching u
girl:u cant
boy:lagi rs20-20 ki
girl:k(boy kisses tightly)
girl:u touched me
boy:ye lo 20 Rupees


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New Xam Patrn 4 India:
General/OBC students:Write ANY Answer
ST:Only Read The Questions
SC:Thanx 4 Cuming The Xam Hall
That's A Tragedy.


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GudGuddi:
1.Do aurate chupchap baithi hai.
2.Ek buddhi bachpan me mar gayi.
3.Ganja srdar
4.Do sardar chess khel rahe the


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Savery jaldi uth k,
Naha k,
Saf jae kapry pa k,
Akhan Band kr k,
Sache Dil nal puch,


Mola Jadon Tusi Akal Wandi Main Kithe C..


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Santa Ko Ladki Hui.

Dost:Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Isko Ladke Chedenge!

Santa:Isliye To Maine Iska Naam DIDI rakha hai.

Bolo Tara..rara


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funny joks 167

He:Andar gya kya?
She:ha!Gya
He:Dukha kya?
She:Zara b nahi
He:Aur 1 baar
she:Ab isme dalo Acch laga!
He:OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO 188 days ago


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GIRLS POLICY

FRAUD with INOCENT boys
FUN with HANDSOME boys
FRIENDSHIP with SMART boys
LUV with FAITHFUL boys
MARRIAGE with RICH boys


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One Girl To Other:Vekh O Munda Mainu Hass K Vekh Riha Hai
2nd Girl:Pehle Ye Confirm Kar Le K Hass K Dekh Raha Hai Ya Dekh K Hass Raha Hai!!


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Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekhte hue,ma ye photo mein smart admi kaun hai
Ma:Ye tere papa hai
Beta:to hm is ganje k sath kyu rehte hai


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Judge-Is Admi K Dono Kaan Kaat Do
Admi-Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga
J-Kaan Katne Se Anda Kaise Hoga
A-Chasma Kya Tere Baap K Kaan Pe Lgaunga


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funny joks 166

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda
Agar De Dete Woh Hame Waqt Thoda
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat
Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR

"WATER" ya "SODA"


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Lalu:Arre o bhaiya,ye bandarwa ka photu kitne ka hai?
Dukan Wala:wo photu nhi sahib,wo to sheesha hai.


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Ravan-Biksha Deo
Lady-YeLo
Ravan-Rekha Par Karo(Lady Crossed Line)
Ravan-HaHa!
Me Bikshuk Nai Ravan Hu
Lady:Me SITA Nai RAKHI SAWANT Hu


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Maine Apko Cal Ki To Netwrk Bola~Murkho Ki Duniya Me Apka Swagt Ae,
Aap Jis Bevkuf Se Bat Krna Chahte Hai Uska Dimag OutOfCovrage Area Me Hai


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3 student's after exam.
1st:Yaar,Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Tha,Mai Paper khali Chod Aaya
2nd:Mai B
3rd:Shit Yaar,Teacher Samjegi Hamne Copy Ki


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funny joks 165

Santa 2 Newspaper Boy:Mere Kolo Bill Nahi Ditta Janda

Kal To Paper Na Liaeen..

Main Bante Di Akhbar Fotostate Karva Leaa Karanga


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AAJ..

AAP..

Khush to bahut honge

k

hamara

sms aa gaya

LEKIN

hum bhi bahut
chalak hain

humne

likha kuch b nahin!


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Ye 1 naya $m$ hai.Market mein B nahi aya abi tak
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay ayega


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Q:ladkiya apna dupatta ladke ke samne aane ke bad hi kyu thik karti hai?
Ans:Lutere ko dekhke hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai


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Wife: Darling, tumhe pata hai
swarg me husband aur wife
ko ek saath nahi rehne dete.
Husband: Isiliye to usey SWARG kehte hain


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funny joks 164

3 sardars were going on bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya?
Tu kaha baithega


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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo


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Wife:Mujhe kisi mehengi jagah le jao na
Husband:Chalo taiyaar ho jao
Wife:Par jana kahan hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP


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Boy:suit acha pehna hai
Girl:thnx
B:lipstic achi lagai hai
G:thnx
B:makup be acha kia hai
G:thnx"BHAIYA"
B:fir b achi nahi lag rahi ho


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O Friend ji.
Tussi Mitha Aam ho,
Coca-Cola da Jaam ho,
Sir Dard da Baam ho,
Saara kuch Theek he,
Bas SMS nahin karte,
Es waaste Badnaam ho


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funny joks 163

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga


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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye
Girls:Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge
Boys Hum haar gye,chalo ab dikhao


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Wife on sunday
Aaj to muje kisi COSTLY PLACE pe le chalo

Husband:chalo fatafat tyar ho jao
Wife:par jana kaha hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP!


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Sardar interview dene gaya.
Boss: ur birthday.
Sardar:15 Feb.
Boss:which year.
Sardar:ullu de patte,every year..


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SARDAR ji agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu
Q:fir bhi Garmi lage to?
S:To Cooler on kar leta hu


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funny joks 162

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What is the definition of a dhobi?
He is the only man who cn legally say 2 a married woman
Kapde nikal k rakhna,main aata abhi aata hu


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santa:yaar kal mene tujhe kitne call kiye,
lekin tune phone kyu nahi uthaaya?
banta:kyu uthaaun?
30 Rupay deke jo gaana lagwaaya hai!!


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Malika at Airport
Bikhari-behanji 1 rs dedo
she gave him 1000 Rs
Secretary-why U gave him 1000?
Malika-pehli bar kisine behanji kaha hai


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Old Man:Jee chahta Hai shadi kar Lu!
2nd Man:kar Lo
Old Man:kisi vidhwa se karlu?
2nd Man:kuwari se karlo,vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi


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funny joks 161

Santa-Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu -Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha


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1 Shrabi Ka Court Me Case Chal Raha Tha

Judge ne kaha"ORDER ORDER"

Shrabi Replied
"Ek CHILLI CHICKEN,One ROYAL STAG with SODA" Jaldi!


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Lady:Doctor!Plz cal my husband inside
Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman
Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a gentleman


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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,
padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha,
padhnewala mahan.


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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"


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funny joks 160

Bollywood movie release date:

ugly & pugly- 1Aug
gud luck-8 Aug
singh is kinng- 8Aug
bachna ae hasino-15 Aug
god tusi great ho-15 Aug


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Agr apko koi b anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole

Usme BOMB ya fir RAAKHI ho skti hai

Apki zra si laprvi apko BHAI bna skti hai


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Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
Sardar:-bhag saale bhag,bhag.
kal kya karega?
charger to mere pass hai!!!!!!!


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Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receiptionist: One second sir.
Santa:OK, Thnk u.


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Universal truth:-
If you are happy you will remember the person whom you love.
If you are sad you will remember the person who loves you..


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funny joks 159

Tourist:Is Fort me koi bhut he kya
Guide:Me yaha itne saalo se kaam kr raha hoon,aaj tak nai dekha
Tourist:kitne saal hue
Guide:300 saal.

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Boy: mein iss Tree pe chadu to engineering college ki girls dikhegi

girl: or tu waha se gir gaya
To medical college ki girls dikhegi


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Aap hamare dil me
base ho..
Wah

Wah
Aap hamare dil me
base ho...


Thoda side me ho
jao,

Blood wali pipe me
fasse ho


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Dad:beta Jaan kaha se nikalti He
Son:khidki se

Dad:kaise?
Son:kal aap raat ko Ghar ae to mom uncle ko keh rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Niklo


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Santa said something in Banta's ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say...?
!!!..."Dhishkiyaon"..!!!


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funny joks 158

Saurabh: Whats the name of your car?
Roohi: I dont know.. but it starts with "T"


Saurabh: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol 127 days ago


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"RELATION" means
2 help without HESITATION
2 give without EXPECTATION
2 love without LIMITATION & 2 remember even without "COMMUNICATION"


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S:Salaa

M:Muft da

S:Siyapa . . .

Je na karo,te kanjoos..! . . ..

Je karo, te wehlay..!


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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha

Papa:Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Buaa Sann


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Sadi hr khushi da ehsas tuhada howe
Tuhade har gumm da dard sada howe
Marr v jaiye koi gumm nai sanu
Pr os aakhri samay saath tuhada howe


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funny joks 157

Munna: a cirkit a barish k vakt bijli kyu kadakti he
cirkit:bhai bole to god torch marke dekhta hoga kahi sala sukha to nahi rehgaya


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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
N the hottest kiss???
On d bike's silencer
Try it..


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()') ('()
( '';:'' )
( )') ('(' )
When I Give U a Message, ,
May Be U Smile :-)
But When U Give Me a Message, ,
I Kiss My Mobile!!


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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


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funny joks 156

Waiter gives bill to KUSHAL.
KUSHAL: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
KUSHAL:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED


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1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai?

WRITER-6months

DOCTOR-2months

STUDEN T-pehle batao exm kab hai?


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True Love Song: Bazigar o Bazigar,
Teri Papa ko Razi Kar
ooo tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mera fevicol ka paisa vapas kar


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S : Smiling
M : message
S : Service
Between two Friends .....
()"'"()()""()
( ,'o' )( 'o', )
(,) (,)(,) (,)
U and ME


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Sardar ki ma ko gussa kab aata he?
Jab Sardar laughter Challange me hans hans kar har ek contestant ko kehta he-
"Bas Kar Mere BAP"


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funny joks 155

Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha warna me bi gum ho jata


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Propose kiya tha SMS se
Propose kiya tha SMS se
Jo unki Shaadi tak PENDING tha,
BSNL ke Network problem se


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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'


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SARDAR was going on a bike with his wife
Tapori:SARDARJI, wife hai ya lover ?
SARDAR: lover hogi teri, meri to wife hai..


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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kaise?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi


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funny joks 154

Sardar's son:papaji bahar swimming pool ke liye koi donation mang raha hai.
Papa:oye bete koi baat nai,ek lota paani dede!!!


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Santa Train Ki Patri Par So Gaya.
Banta:Train Aayegi Toh Mar Jayega.
Santa:Plane Upar Se Gaya Toh Kuch Nahi Hua Toh Train Kya Cheej Hai!!


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Bsanti:Bhaag Dhano bhag,aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai
Dhanno:Tujhe apni padi hai.Meri soch jiske piche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hai


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Santa:yaar me mobile kharid ke barbaad hogaya
Banta:kyon
S:baar baar kehta hai batterylo battrylo
abtak 100 battery kharid chuka hu


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Papu apni beti k liye 24 sal ka ladka dekhne gaya
Waha se biwi ko phone kiya-are Sun 24 ka koi ladka nahi Mil raha hai12-12 k do chalange


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funny joks 153

Papu-mene mere beta ka naam America rakha he.


Mangu-kyun?


Papu-me duniya ko dikhana
chahta hu k me America ka baap hoon...!


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Ramu 2 Waiter-Apke paas khane k liye Garma Garam kya hai..
Beter-Samosha hai,Idli,Pizza hai
Ramu-Aur Garam kya hai..
Waiter-Kadai hai


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Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...
Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..


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Pappu's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill
As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me Leave


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Postman:-

Sir,
I hav travelled 5 kms 2 giv u this Letter !

Man:-
How Stupid u r!
Why Didn't u Just Post it?


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funny joks 152

Boss : Where were u born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab


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Santa asked Banta:"yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyu dekhta rehta hai."
Banta:"yaar kuchh bijli unki bhi kharch hone do


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Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni: abey, apni surat dekhi hai aaine me?

Chuha: are pagli surat pe mat ja, confidence to dekh.


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1Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na To SMS Kar Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir B Uska Balance Ja raha Tha.

Kaise?

1Pair Par Khadi Thi Na


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1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!
Kya Karu?
SwamiG-Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaye


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funny joks 151

It Is Well Known Saying That-"Jo Hase,Unke Ghar Basey"

But De Question Is-"Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hasey"


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SARDAR1:soch raha hu ki USA ghum aaun,kitna paisa lagega? SARDAR2:kuch b nahi!
SARDAR1: kaise?
SARDAR2:sochne k liye paise nahi lagte


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1Makhi Ganje k sar par ja baithi
2nd Makhi:"WAAH kya ghar dhunda hai"
1st Makhi:Ghar kaha pagli abhi to sirf "PLOT" kharida hai


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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.
Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
Man:wo kaise?
Sardar:SomWar,MangalWar,BudhWar


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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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funny joks 150

1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.
Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-
or kuch beta?
Baccha: AB Bhaago


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A TV Interviewer Was Intervewing Rakhi Sawant.
Interviewer:What's the 1st Thing U Do After Getting Up In D Morning?
Rakhi:Get Up & Go Home


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Teacher:Whi Is Mahatma Gandhi?











Student:He Is The One Who Helpes MUNNA BHAI to Impress His Girlfriend


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1Waqt Tha Jb Apke SMS Aise Ate The,Jaise Kisine Tumhari Khopri Pe Gun Rakhi Ho or Tumse SMS Krwa Rha Ho
Mgr Ab Lgta Hai Jaise Goli Maar Di


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Pehle Ladkiya PUJA Kar K Soti Thi
Taki Unhe DARR Na Lage

Magar Aajkal MAKE-Up Kar K Soti Hai
Taki Dusre Na DARR Jaye


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funny joks 149

Santa:Kyu Bhai...Kaha Jaa Raha Hai?
Banta:Main Kaarkhane Ja Raha Hu..
Santa:Abbe Yaar,Itni Badi CAR Kaise Khayega Tu??


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Tum Sada:
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Khilkhilate Raho,
Khush Raho,
Sada Gungunate Raho,
Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe He Pagal Samjhenge!!


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Heart is like a Crystal,
preserve it...!!!

Love is like a perfume,
spread it...!!!

Friendship is like umbrella,
come lets share it.


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Sir 2 Student: What is d similarity
between girlfrnd n mobile??
Student: Sir both r disconnectd
wen there is
'NO CURRENCY'


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Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Itna gussa aata he..
Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..


Jute utar kay...




Chappal pehen loon!

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funny joks 148

Boyfrnd: Tumhare ghar gaya ta, muje nai lagta hamari shadi ho payegi. GF: Mere papa se mile kya?
BF: Nai tumhare behen se mila


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A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..

Pathan :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.

Pathan:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..


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Asi dhup samji oh chaa nikli
Asi majh samji oh gaa nikli
Beda garak ho jave ehna beauty parloura da
Asi kudi smji te oh kudi di maa nikli


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Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,
Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!

Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!! ;)


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Sardar ji to Sunita:"I want to marry you"
Sunita:"But I am one year elder than you"
Sardar ji:"No Problem, then I will marry you next year


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funny joks 147

Ek line mein bahut saari kaali chitiyan(ants) ja rahi hain, magar un mein se ek chiti white hai, aisa kyun?

Ant Widows nahi ho sakti?


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Hanuman 2 sita mere sath chalo mujhe SriRam ne bheja hai
sita:main paraye mard ke sath nahi jati
Hanuman:Jiske sath ayi thi wo fufad tha


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Wife:i think our our daughter fell in love with someone. Husband:how do u know?
wife:because, she is not asking her pocket money...!!!


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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain


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Sharabi knocks d door.
His wife open d door.
Sarabi-Who r u?
Wife-aaila!Mujko hi bhool gye.
Sarabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN


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funny joks 146

Bhikari: Bagwan k nam pe kuch de de baba
I said:mere pas paise nai hai,is msg padne wale ko leja
bhikhri: mene bhik mangi hai,bhikari nahi


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Subah sMs

sham sMs

din me sMs

rat me sMs

ghar me sMs

college me sMs

aakhir kya hai ye sMs


S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho..!


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1 bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha
Agr khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga
Agr chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se hi mila dunga


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Sardar's son: papaji bahar swimming pool ke liye koi donation mang raha hai.
Papa: oye bete koi baat nai, ek lota paani dede!!!!


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Teacher:Batao A k baad kya aata hai?
A Student thinks hard& says..





"Kya Bolti tu"


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funny joks 145

Boy:I am not rich like raj,I don't even have a bid car like raj.But I really love you!
Girl:I love you too,but tell me more about raj


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Biwi(Ghusse Main):Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):To Phr Itni Dair Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.


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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.


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Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladaki ne dekha aurkaha"apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho?
Ladka:Ha,Bhabhi.


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Masha-allah galib ne aisa sher mara
****aisa sher mara
***aisa sher mara
***aisa sher mara???? Ki sherni "vidhva" ho gayi.


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funny joks 144

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Mai aap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Mai har haftey tumhe change karta


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Munna Bhai:Aay circuit,baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit:Bhai bole to bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan the


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Masti Time:
Chuha-I love u.
Sherni-Abey apni aukaat bhul gaya hai kya...?
Chuha-Are pagli, aukaat pe mat ja, confidence dekh confidence..


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Ek Hathi ne Chuhiya ko chhed diya..
Chuhiya ne Jake hathni se sikayat kiya k apne mard Ko Samjha dena..warna mard Humare ghar me bhi Hai..!


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Pati-Kaal Raat Mene sapna dekha
Patni-Kya?
Pati-Tumhe koi Utha lezaraha he.
Patni-Fir apne kya kiya?
Pati-Uski Madad Ki tumhe uthane me!


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funny joks 143

Masti Time:-
Mom:beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti:Teacher ne mara
Mom:Q?
Beti:Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.....


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santa 2 banta: tu aisi ki galti kr diti jo tainu jail ho gyi?
banta:main bank luttan to baad uthhe hi paise gin ne shuru kar ditte!


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Santa Driving on d wrong side of "one way road", &

He became Upset &
said "Shit, I think i am late to the Function.
All are going back"


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Santa-sir,Gandhiji k sir par bal kyu nahi the?
Teacher-intelliget admi ki nishani hai
santa-Aacha!!Tabhi ladkio k itne lambe bal hote hai


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Girl:Will u love me after marriage also?
Santa:This depends on ur husband,if he allows me!


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funny joks 142

Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekte hue,Ma ye foto me smart admi kaun he?
Ma:Ye tumhare Papa he!
Beta:To hum is Ganje ke sath kyun rehte he


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biwi:tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
pati:bahut.
biwi:mere marne k baad Taj banaoge?
pati:maine to plot b le liya hai hai,tumari dair hai.


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Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib
Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib
Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib
Phir kya..
Ruk gai Hawa
Gir gya Galib..


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Papu:Yaar Kal me Jab bathroom gaya to woha lion ko dekha
Tipu:Fir kya hua
Papu:kuch nai mee kaha tum kar lo..
Meri to wese hi nikal gayi!


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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
"Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,
Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"


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funny joks 141

Mom:Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti:
Maa banungi
padhungi
shadi karungi
aur kya?
Mom:Jo Marji karo par zara serial order mein karna.


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1 Din 1 Pandi Ki Apne Bap Se Ladai Ho Gayi
Us Ne Bap Ki Photo Qabrastan Main 1 Tree Pr
Lga Di
Aur Us K Neeche Likh Diya

" Coming Soon"


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Pati-Suno Darling Muze Tumse Shadi Kar K Bahut Faida Hu!
Patni-Yesa Konsa Faida Hua?
Pati-Muze Mere Gunaho Ki Saza Jeete Ji Mil Rahi Hai!


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Pappu-Jab me mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Dipu-Kyo??
Pappu-Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hai!


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Masti Time:
Wah Prabhu kya leela he teri

Chuha Billi se darta hai
Billi Kutte se
Kutta Aadmi se
Aadmi Biwi Se

Or
Biwi Chuha se.


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funny joks 140

Santa in train: Yaar raat bhar nind nahi aayi Upar ki sit mili thi.
Banta:to exchange kar leta?
Santa:kis se karta,niche koi b nahi tha!


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Registan k tufan ruka nhi
karte.Samandar k pani sukha
nhi krte.HUM ko SMS karo ya
na Karo,Par HUM Apno k
inbox Khali chhoda nahi krte..


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Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi?
Papa:Ha
Beta:KisSe?
Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se

Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli?


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Teacher- Write ur friend's name in English.

Santa wrote-
"Sunlight.."

Sir-Whats This??

Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai...!


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Every Girl is

Smart,
Intelligent,
Sweet,
Talented,
Excellent ,
Romantic.,

In Short form,
they all r ur
"S.I.S.T.E.R."
Respect them.. Ok


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funny joks 139

Santa & Banta railway station par
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu.?


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YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,
Rasthe-Me Naradji Mile!
Itne Sare Ek Sath?
Yamra: Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa Hai


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Bus kya itna hi sath
hamara?
Intjar hi karte rahe
hum tumhara!
Kab hogi is kumbkht
mobile me roshni
aor
kab aayega message
tumhara?


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Boy: me 18year ka hu aur tum?

Girl: me bhi 18year ki hu

Boy: toh phir chale

Girl: kaha?

Boy: vote dalne.



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Kitne special ho aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,
Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,
Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo..


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funny joks 138

Full form of boys
B-badmashiyo me sabse aage

o-owl ki tarah raat ko ghumte hai

y-yaaro ke yaar hote hai

s-shareef sirf mummy-papa ke aage


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2 dangerous weapons in the world other than a nuclear bomb are

1) A Girl's smile &

2) A Girl's tears.

Both can make the men do anything..


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1 girl 1 Smile

1 Smile 1 Meeting

1 Meeting 1 Propose

1 Propose 1 Love

1 Love 1 Marriage

1 Marriage
111111
Problems
So avoid 1'st smiLe.


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Do u remeber ur chldhood?
Whn u went 2 a dol $hop n askd,
"Uncle hw much cost 4 dat MONKEY dol?"
&
The shopkeeper rpld
dat is a mirror child


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SMS karne pe jo marte hai

Call krne se jo darte hai

BADLUCK to dekho
.
.
.

Aise KANJUS


dost mere hi palle
parte hai!!!
Ram Ram


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