funny sms 93

A: There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy"s schools, but not near girl"s college.Why?

Q: COZ vehicles automatically go slow


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Auto wala-Saab 40rs huye he Pappu ye le 20rsAutowala-Saab ye to baimani hePappu-Baimani kaisi tu b to baith k aaya heAadha tu de.


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What is the Similarity
between "DECENT GIRLS"
& "DINOSAURUS...!?"













Both are Presently not
Available in this
World...!:-)


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Do u know what does
the computer
think of you when u
sit in front
of it
.
.
.
.
.
.
Think
.
.
.
U got it
.
.
INTEL Inside....

IDIOT outside


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Boy-sir, gandhiji k sir par baal kyu nahi the?

Teacher- intelligent aadmi ki nishani he.

Boy- ha, tabhi ladkio k itne lambe baal hote


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