GIRLFRIEND

dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-garib prani k bare me padhenge..
is prani ka naam hai
GIRLFRIEND

ji haan ..
GIRLFRIEND

ye prani aksar boyfriend k saath paya jata hai,
inka poshtik aahar boyfriend ka BHEJA hota hai,
inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hai,
is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar hai RONA..
ye ek hinsak prani hai

kripia eas prani se duar rahia varna aapki life ke liye bada khatra he

Nurse came out with

Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a Girl.

tum roz subah clinic k

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar
khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai
"aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Bhai sahab time kya hua

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa:
Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon,
sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

sala kal raat 3 ghanta

Santa- 'sala kal raat 3 ghanta picture ki CD dekhi,
na kuch scenes dikaha na awaz sunai di'
Banta- 'movie ka naam kya tha?'
Santa- 'NO DISC INSERTED'

santa k ghar ek din

santa k ghar ek din sasural wale aye
biwi ne santa ko kaha ki jao aur mahemano k liye kuch lekar aao.
santa bahar gaya aur taxi le kar aa gaya.

Santa was seated

Santa was seated In A cricket ground..
Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
santa:oye yaar, i m waiting for highlights

bus stand tak jane k

Santa:bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan:40rs
Snta:2rs me chalega?
taximan:2rs me kaun jayega?
Snta:piche baith me leke jata hu..

Santa comes to school

Santa comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe.
Teacher - Go home and change.
Santa- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.!

kal main bathroom gaya

Santa: Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha
Banta: Phir kya Hua?
Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo
Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi

Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena

Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

darling aaj barsat ka din hai

Santa: darling aaj barsat ka din hai,
koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair jamin pe na rahe,
wife: darling fansi laga lo.

Mujh se Wada Kar Ki

Santa- Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se krunga..

Maine khat likha tha

Santa:Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta:Mujhe khat nahi mila
Santa:Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.

teri biwi tujhe bartan se

Santa-"teri biwi tujhe bartan se marti hai
phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta-"jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush,
nahi lagne pe mai khush"

Santa Singh tezi se

Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua,
mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab, main marnewala hoon.
Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar
kaam aanewala pen kharida tha, aaj wo achanak tut gaya.

Are yaar light chali gayi

Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

Ur Son Is Dead

SANTA:Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

ooji gaddi badi changi

Santa: ooji gaddi badi changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T".
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo TEA se shuru hoti hai.
humari gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.

Santa roz apni x girl friend

Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare
Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.

Wo ladki shayad behri hai

Santa: Wo ladki shayad behri hai lagta hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, wo kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Maine kaha I Luv U, to wo boli
'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hai'

Agar Main Subah Apni

Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me
Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

Itne kam marks

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!

Yaar mein apni

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Santa to Airhsts

Santa to Airhsts:Aap Ki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti Hai
Airhsts Ne Zordar Thapad Mara
Santa:Kamal Hai! Aadatein Bhi Milti Hai!

Are yaar ye mobile to

Santa: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar dikhaata hai"BATTERY LOW
Ab tak 56 battery lechuka Hun.

Santa yaar uth bhukam

Santa yaar uth bhukam aa rha hai, sara ghar hil rha hai.
Banta:-soja soja ghar girega to makan malkin ka hum to kirayedar hai

I got married because

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking,
cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason

Sharab pite pite rone laga

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rahe ho?
Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi raha

Jab main paida hua

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

What happend in 1869

Teacher:What happend in 1869
Santa: don't know
Tchr: Stupid,Gandhiji was born!
Now tel me,Wat hapend in 1873?
Santa: Gandhi was 4 yrs

Santa taklu He

Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k


Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)

SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SariRat Mujra Dekha
MujreWali Ne kha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH kro

SANTA Utha

Or




NACHNE Laga..

Train Chali santa aaya

Train Chali santa aaya or Dibbe me Chad gya
TT bola-Q TAAU?Dikta nahi.
Ladies Compt.hai?
Santa:-Sorry yar!
manu Laga aap Mard Ho

Santa ne bus me

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.


Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?




Santa- kya pata me to subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu!

My computer going CRAZY

Santa: My computer going CRAZY.

Banta: Why? Whats Wrong?

Santa: I dont have Keyboard but it still gives a "KEYBOARD ERROR"

Santa and Banta

Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!


Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.

Santa attending a interview

Santa attending a interview in a software company.

Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address. I ll find out where it is.

reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Pareshan lag rahe ho

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Kya tumhari underwear me

Santa:Kya tumhari underwear me chhed hai? Banta:nahi to!!!
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Santa:to phir tu usme tange kaise dalta hai????

Beta Tujhe History Me

Santa- Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu - Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha,

Aap ko thodi der me

police:Aap ko thodi der me phansi di jayegi.aap ki koi aakhri khwahish hai?
Santa:Plz mere sar Niche aur pair upar karke phansi dijiye

Santa 2 Dr.khanna

Santa 2 Dr.khanna:Mujhe 1problem hai
shrm:Kya?
Santa:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Dr:Aisa kab hota hai?
Santa:Phone karte waqt

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

Is line ki english banao

Teacher: Is line ki english banao,"usne apna kam kiya or karta hi gaya"
Santa: He done his work and dan dana dan dan.. dan dana dan dan.

Tufani barish me

Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya.
Dukandar: Ap ShadiShuda he?
Santa: Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi?

Santa ka ladka

Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.

santa ki ladki: i'm a complan
girl.

santa: sala paida mene kiya or
naam kisi or ka le rahe hai

Tumhara dost kese mara

Police:Tumhara dost kese mara?


Santa:pata nhi,wo bola

"mere pet me chuhe kud rhe he"


To mene use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di

Yaar tu itna bada ho

Santa:Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak dadhi-mooch nahi aayi???



Banta:Yaar main apni Maa par gaya hu.....

Truck dekh kar

Banta:Truck dekh kar
Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa:1 Truck driver
Meri Biwi lekar bhaag
gaya tha,har baar
lagta hai jaise usko
wapas karne aya

santa library me

santa library me 2-3
ghante book pad k
bola. SO BORING. So
many characters but no
story.
Librarian : santa ji
this is telephone
directory...

Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha

Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha-
"Aaj Main Upar
Aasma Niche"
To Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara,
Bolo Kyun?
Kyu Ki Aasma Abdul Ki biwi ka nam tha!!

Tumse Shadi Karke

Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai..!

Wife:Woh Kya..?

Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaho ki Saza Jite-Ji Hi Mil Gae..!;)

Santa Was Inserting

Santa Was Inserting
Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Banta-Oye,Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti.
Santa-Idiot,Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

Maine apni biwi ko

Santa-Maine apni biwi ko 12th karaya,
BA karaya,
MA karaya,
or USki naukri bi lagvayi.

Banta: Abkoi acchasa ladka dekhkar saadi bi kara de

Santa to his servant

Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.

Me tere liye rishta

Santa: Me tere liye rishta le kar aaya hu.
Ladki B.COM he!
Banta- 'Com' to jo marji ho.
Par Ladki GRADUATE honi chahiye!

Santa is buying movie

Santa is buying movie
tickets again & again.
Finally the ticket
seller asked "y?"
Santa: Some fool
standin near d door &
tearin my tickets.

ar badi mushkil mein hun

Santa:yar badi mushkil mein hun
Meri biwi mujhse 1 pappi\kiss ka 1 rupee leti hai
Banta:yaar tu lucky hai,auron se to wo 5 leti hai

Santa duble deckar bus

Santa duble deckar bus me upar ja baitha
jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condctr-niche kyu aye
Santa-oye upar driver nhi he

Bhaisahab time kya hua

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?


Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!





Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe

Exam se gabhara na mat

Santa: Exam se gabhara na mat tu sher
ka puttar hai
Beta: ji papa teacher bhi yahi bolti he ki
tu kisi jaanwar ki hi aulaad hai.

Santa and Banta are discussing

Santa and Banta are discussing.
Santa: If i drink Coffee, I cant sleep.
Banta: With me its the
opposite. If I sleep I
cant drink the Coffee.

ye phulon ki mala kis k liye

Santa:Doctor,ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor:Ye mera pehla operation hai
success hua to mere liye,nahi to tumhare liye.

SANTA wisky de ke

SANTA wisky de ke wife se bola
Le pee isko
Wife peekar: Shee!
Kitni kadvi hai.
SANTA: Aur tu kya Sochti hai k mai roz
aish karta hun....

Santa sent SMS to all friends

Santa sent SMS to all friends:
OYE, My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia 6600 Now its
Nokia 5200. Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

Santa road Pe

Santa road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha
Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni K.M Chalta he.

Santa ki amma mar gayi

Santa ki amma mar gayi.
2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath.
Santa bola chup ho jao kamino,
amma kya TATA SUMO karke gyi hai.

Santa Train Ki Patri Pe So Gaya

Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya..

1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega.

Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai...

Santa was beating

Santa was beating his son
Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
Santa:Iske cell pe
Phone kiya to 1 ladki
boli-"Da person U r
trying 2 reach is
currently buzy!

Santa becom Train Driver

Santa becom Train Driver
The first train driven by him Was
5hrs. Late
y?
bcoz vo har fatak par ruk ke puch rha tha k ye rasta Delhi ja rha h

Santa ki maut

Santa ki maut bijli
girne se ho gayi,
Par uski lash
muskurate hui mili,
Bhagwan ne pucha aisa q ?
Pappu- "Menu laga koi
PHOTO khinch raha he".

Shayari by Santa

Shayari by Santa:-

"Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
Wah.
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga"

Santa was chatting

Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend

GF: Its so boring dear

Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg
GF: OK
Santa: I am eating fish...!!

Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he

Banta=Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he
Santa=Priyanka Chopra se
Banta=Ky sachi,Kya bola usne
Santa=Kamine agli br Call kiya to Police me dedungi

A doctor wants 2 keep

A doctor wants 2 keep his name
infront of his clinic as.
'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist'
Santa was the painter n he wrote
Dr.R.K"Psycho the rapi

tuje swiming ata hai

BUSH-tuje swiming ata hai?
Santa-nhi
B-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kr lete he
S-tuje swiming ata he
B-ya
S-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq.

A bird shits on a santa head

A bird shits on a santa head.
Santa shouts angrily,"Chaddi nhi pehanta kya?"
The bird shouted back,
"Tu saala chaddi me karta hai kya....??

Do you know English

Santa:Do you know English?
Banta:Yes
Santa:Ok!Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta:So simple Yar.NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

dikhta nahi ye kutta he

Santa :are shamko ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?

Banta :dikhta nahi ye kutta he?

Santa :are me tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha.

k ya bolti tu

Teacher: batao "A" ke baad kya
aata hai..?
Santa kaafi der sochne
ke baad bola..
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"k ya bolti tu...!"

santa roj subah ped ki

santa roj subah ped ki
daali pe chadh k baith
jaata tha...

Poocho Q..?

Kyun ki MBA karke woh
apne aap ko Branch
Manager samjta tha...!

Santa ki sister ko

Santa ki sister ko daku utha le gaye.
Logo ne kaha ki daku khatrnak h khali hath mat jana.
Fir hona kya tha

Santa dhai kilo aam le gaya

Titanic k sath Santa b

Titanic k sath Santa b dub raha tha.
Or has b raha tha.
Banta: oye kyu has raha hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine
return ticket nahi kharida.

DON'T USE MOBILE

Santa goes to Petrol Pump,
Reads notice:

DON'T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.

He calls everyone & says DON'T CALL ME
I am at Petrol Pump.

1 bar Santa Mumbai ja raha tha

1 bar Santa Mumbai ja raha tha.

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to?


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Aur wo Mumbai pahunch gaya.

ab kya har baat me Mazak chaiye?

SANTA opned a petrol pump

SANTA opned a petrol pump,
bt not even 1 customer
went dere.
U know Y?


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B'coz he opnd ptrol
pump on second floor.

Jaldi ek peg do

Santa:Jaldi ek peg do Ladai hone wali he
Bar tendor:lo
S: jaldi ek or do ladai hone wali hai
B:lekin ladai kab hogi?
S:Jab tu paise mangega.

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.


Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!

Apka beta cigeratte pita hai

Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi us say puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hun, Par woh Mujhe kabhi deta nahi.!

Santa n Banta

Santa n Banta in a coffi house
S:-jaldi pi coffi tandi ho jayegi

B:-to kya hoga

S:-bewkhuf menu card dekh Hot coffi-6 Rs Cold coffi-20 Rs.

Ek acha mirror leke aao

Boss: Ek acha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de

Santa: Boss nhi mila me sab dukan me gya par sab me mera hi
face dikhayi diya

Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

karna ho to kya kare

Santa: 1+1=3 karna ho to kya kare?
Banta: simple yaar dono ki shadi karva do.
Santa: 1+1=11 karna ho to?
Banta: to dono ka nikaah karva do.

In a Maths exam Santa

In a Maths exam Santa
was dancing instead of
writing,

y?




















because
someone told him that
there is marks for
evry STEP...

Yar banta tere ghar me

Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya?

Banta:Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.

Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain

You know I can see

Santa-You know I can see with my eyes closed too!
Banta-Really! What can you see!

Santa- Darkness!

Aj party kis khusi me

Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?

Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.

Banta: To!

Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..

1 Aadmi train se utar k

1 Aadmi train se utar k
puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?

santa ne bahut socha


socha..



Or bola

ye Railway-Station Hai..

pani ghus gaya hay

Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talab ka pani ghus gaya hay....

Santa: Oye, kyon jhoot
bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to mere paas hey.

School me Master ji ne

School me Master ji ne santa se poochha:
"Mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge ??"





santa: kami-na

kal mere pitaji kuwe me

Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gae aur
zor zorse chillate rahe
Banta:Ab kaise hai?
Santa:Ab teek honge kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.

SANTE ne apni sagaai tod di

SANTE ne apni sagaai tod di
kyunki ladki 'kunwari' thi"
SANTA bola- Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui vo meri kya hogi

Savera kya hua aap

Savera kya hua aap sitaro ko bhul gaye,
Suraj kya aaya aap chand ko bhul gaye,
Gujare kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye.

na botal me

na botal me
na jaar me
na hotel me
na bar me
na baik pe
na car me
na colleg me
na bazar me
ab to din guzarte he
apke sms k intazar me.

Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota

Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota
mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
sab kuch ho jata hai,
magar Zindagi me dobara
kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota

teri chahat h

teri chahat h pehli tamana meri
tere dam sy h saathi ye duniya mri
tujhe pakr he puri hui hasratein
tere sanso sy chalti hai saanse meri

Ajeeb lgti hai shaam

Ajeeb lgti hai shaam kbhi kbhi
ZNdgi lgti hai bejaaN kbhi kbhi
Samjh Aaye to hame bhi bataNa ki
kyo karti haiN yaadeiN paresan kbhi kbhi

Har khushi par haq ho

Har khushi par haq ho aap ka,
Khushiyoon bhara safar ho aap ka,
Gum kabhi karwat naa le aap ki aur,
Sada muskuraata rahe chehra aap ka.

Raston me n betho

Raston me n betho k hawa tang kregi
bichry howy logo ki sada tang kregi
mat toot k chaho agaz-e-safar me
bichrega to hr ek ada tang kregi

Inkaar ko iqraar kehte hain

Inkaar ko iqraar kehte hain,
Khamoshi ko Iszhar kehte hain,
Kya dastore hai is duniya ka yaar,
Ek dhokha hai jise sab pyar kehte hain

nazuk se lub

nazuk se lub kuch kehte hon ge
tere aansu bhi behte hon ge
sada tujhe milti rahein aisi khushiaan
ye khushi k aansu bhi kehte hon ge

Toot gaye hum

Toot gaye hum unka intzaar krte-2
Roye hazar baar khudse takrar krte-2
Do lafz unki zuba se nikle aur tut gaye hum
Ek tarfa pyaar krte-2

Apne Aagaaz Se

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi

Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi

Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai

Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

usko chaha to

usko chaha to izhar n krna aya
kat gai omar hume pyar n krna aya
usne mange b agar humse to judai mangi
Or hum the k inkar na krna aya.

Aapki Yaad Main

Aapki Yaad Main Sab Kuch Bhula Baithe H
Charag Khusiyon Ke Bujaye Baithe H
Hum To Marenge Aapki Bahome
Ye Maut Se Bhi Shart Laga Baithe H

Aj tk hm chahte rahe

Aj tk hm chahte rahe H apko
Ye baat bhi to batate rahe H apko
Ab aap hi na samj paae to kya karen
Hum to haal-ye-dil sunate rahe H apko.

Hasne ke baad kyon

Hasne ke baad kyon rulati h dunia
Jaane ke baad kyon bulati h dunia
Zindagi mein kuch kasar baaki thi
Jo marne ke baad jalati h dunia.

mehfil saji thi

mehfil saji thi jaam kaTha daur
jaam me kya tha yeh kis neKiya tha gaur
jaam me lahoo tha mere Armaano ka
aur sab keh rahe thay 1 or 1 or.

Banke ehsas meri

Banke ehsas meri dhadkn k pas Rehte ho
Tasvir banke meri ankho k pasRehte ho
Aaj puchna he 1swal tumse
Dur hoke kya tum b udas rehte ho

Unki nigahe kya

Unki nigahe kya kamal krti he
Kbhi haqiqat to Kbhi afsane byakrti he
Thamsi jati he us pal dhadkne
Jub unki Palke mohabt ka izhar Krti he

Guzre huwe kal ki

Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aankhe bhar aati hai,
Woh subha woh shaam nirali gujrati hai,
Jab aapki yaad satati hai

Gulshan me bhawro

Gulshan me bhawro ka fera ho gaya

Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya

Muskaan k sath ankhe khol pyare

Dekh fir se ek naya savera ho gaya

Har Ek Lamhe Ka

Har Ek Lamhe Ka Hisaab Liya,

Zindagi Ko Yun Benaqaab Kiya.

Tanha-Tanha Jo Pal Guzare They,

Teri Yaadon Se Unhe Phir Aabad Kiya.

Roothe Jo zindagi

Roothe Jo zindagi to mana Lenge Hum,
Mile Jo Gum to Nibha Lenge Hum.
Bus aap Rehna sath Humare,
Nikalte ansuo Me bhi Muskura Lenge Hum...

Likhne se pahle Salam karte

Likhne se pahle Salam karte he

Dard e dil se paigam karte he

Ye mat samajhna bhul gaye he tumhe

Yaad to aapko SUBAH SHAAM karte he

Palko ki nami me

Palko ki nami me chupa kar sapno ko
humne unhe jaaneki izazat de di..
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdo me
unhe muskarane ki izazat de di...

Mere khawabo me wo

Mere khawabo me wo TIR chala k chali gayi
Mai soyatha jaga k chli gyi
Maine pucha Chand nikalta hai kaise
ToChehrese Zulfe hata k chaliGa

Zindgi me Kuch Sapne

Zindgi me Kuch Sapne Saza lena,
Waqt me kuch ArmaN Jaga lena,
Hum Apki Raah se har Gum Chura lenge,
Aap Jab Chahe Hume Aajma lena

Zindgi ki kitab k

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai
Kuch apne,
Kuch begane hote hai
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai

Dil Ko Manana

Dil Ko Manana aGar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

Din tere khayal me

Din tere khayal me guzar jata hai,
Raat ko bhi khayal tera hi aata hai,
Kabhi ye yun badh jata hai,
Aaine me b tera chehra nazar aata hai

Chaman se 1 bichda

Chaman se 1 bichda hua GULAB hu.
Mai khud apni TABAHi ka jawab hu.
Yun nigahen na fer apne yar se.
Mai apni hi mauj me barbaad Hu.

Hume pata nhi dil ki

Hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan he,
Humto unke peeche chalte rahenge,
safar khatam kar denge wahi par,
Jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge

Pani dek kr

Pani dek kr pyas lagti he
Shadi dekh kr hme b aas dikhti he
Hum logo ko kaise smjhaye
HAr jhakas ladki ki 'Maa' hme apni 'saas' dikhti he

Ulfat Ka Raaz

Ulfat Ka Raaz Chipa Kar Dekh Liya,
DiL Apna Jala Kar Dekh Liya,
Ab To Dekhne Ko Baki Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Jab Aapke Saath DiL Laga Kar Dekh Liy

Har Shama Bujhi

Har Shama Bujhi Rafta Rafta
Har Khwaab Luta Dheeray Dheeray
Sheesha Na Sahi, Dil Mera Pathar Bhi N Tha
Aakhir Tut Hi Gaya Dheeray Dheeray

Pyar Ki Hr Rasm

Pyar Ki Hr Rasm Nibha Di Hmne
Tuje Pane K Liye Hasti Mita Di Hmne
Unhone Kadar N Jaane Meri Wafao Ki
Jinki Aarzu Me Hr Khusi Luta Di Hmne

Pathrai Aankho Me

Pathrai Aankho Me Sapne Sajaye Jate H
Barsaat k Bahane Aansu Bahaye Jate H
Ab Haal Ye He Dil k Chirago Ka
Ki Ye Thokron Se Buzaye Jate H

N Mila DilKa

N Mila DilKa QadrDaan Is Zamane Me
Ye Rista Tut Gya Dekne DikaNe Me
Sochte He K Hm Ek Roz Shama C Puche
Maza Kis M He Jalne Me Ya Jala Ne

Aarzo H Wafa Ban K

Aarzo H Wafa Ban K Tere Sath Rhu
Dhadkno KiSada BanK Tere Sath Rhu
Mere Honto C Jise Mout B N Cheen Ske
Wo Zindgi Ki Dua BanKe Tere Sath

Thoda Socha He

Thoda Socha He Humne Thoda Jaana He Hmne
Mushkil Se Magar Pehchana Hai Hmne
Koi Aapke Jaisa Na Tha Na Hoga
Isliye Dost Aapko Mana Hai Hmn

Is Duniya Ki Bheed Me

Is Duniya Ki Bheed Me Koi,

Tanha Na Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi,

Haanstey Labo K Peeche Koi

Siski Na Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.

UsNe KahaTha K

UsNe KahaTha K Tumhari Aankhein Bohat Roshan He
Mein Kuch SochKar Hans Para
Us Bekhabar KoKya Khabar
K Barish K Baad Hi Mausam Nikharte H

Ashq Khusbu H

Ashq Khusbu H Bikarne Se Roke Koi
Aur Bikhar Jau To Mujko N Roke K
Kanpti Hu Me Ye Soch K Tanhai M
Mere Chehre Pe Tera Naam Na Padh Le K

Raas Aati Nhi

Raas Aati Nhi Zindgi Kya Karu
Jeene Deti Nahi Dillagi Kya Karu
Aansuo K Samandar Se Nikli Hai Jo Dard M Dubi Hansi
Aisi Hansi Ka Kya Karu

Kash Tumne Muje

Kash Tumne Muje Hasaya Hota,
Kash Tumne Muje Rulaya Hota,
Kash Gusse Me Hi Apna Bulaya Hota,
Kash Muje Yaad Karke Apna Dil Behlaya Hota..

Aaina Hu M Mere

Aaina Hu M Mere Samne Akar Dkho
Khud Nazar Aaoge Ankh Milakr Dkho
Mere Gum M Meri Taqder Nazar Ati H
Dagmaga Jaoge Mera Dard Uthakar Dkho

Dil K Har Gum Ko

Dil K Har Gum Ko Bhulana Chahta Hu
Khul Kar Samne Aana Chahta Hu
Himmt Sath Nhi Deti Dil Awaz Nhi Deta
Majbur Itna Hu K Koi Hath Nhi Deta

Bina Zakhm Khaaye

Bina Zakhm Khaaye Ehsaas Nahi Hota
Har Koi Duniya Me Khaas Nahi Hta
Magar Jiski Arzu Dil Se Ho Jati He
Wo Hi Shakhs Hamare Paas Nahi Hota

Dard Kya Hota H

Dard Kya Hota H Bataynge Kisi Roz
Kamaal Ki Gazal Sunaynge Kisi Rz
Bhagwan Kasam Mene To Socha B N Tha
Wo DilKo Mre Itna Dukhaynge KisiRz

Dil Ki Dhadkan Se

Dil Ki Dhadkan Se Judaai Kyu Hai?
Gam Ki Kaali Ghata Chhayi Q Hai?
Gum Ki Ye Aag Jab Bujhani Nahi Thi
To Fir Aapne Ye Aag Lagayi Kyu Hai?

Gehre Pad Gye He

Gehre Pad Gye He Ghav Jigar Me
Batt Chuki ArmanoKi Raat Kya Likhu
ArmanoKi Arthi Saj Chuki He Phulo Se
Ruth Gayi Jo Humse Kaaynaat Kya Li

Har Taraf Kaisi

Har Taraf Kaisi Bechaine Si Chhayi He,
Q Na Khwabo Ko Unka Tarana Mila,
Nikli The Jab Akeli Tumhe Dhundne,
Q Na Rahon Ko Meri Ujala Mila.

Hoti He Surkh Agar

Hoti He Surkh Agar Ankhe To Hone De
Ji Bhar K Aaj Muje Tu Rone De
Socha Na Tha Bin Tere Bhi Jeena Padega
Kho Gaye Sare Khwaab To Khone De

Na Jane Kb Asmaa Se

Na Jane Kb Asmaa Se Sitaara Toot Jye
Na Jane Kab In Ankhon Se Ansu Chhut Jye
Karlo 2 Pal Pyar Ki Baatein
Na Jane Kb Is Jism Se Jan Ruth J

Kitne Paas Aur Kitni

Kitne Paas Aur Kitni Door Hun Main
Khuda Janta Hai Kitni Mazbur Hun Main
Saza Ye Hai Ke Door Hui Unse
Gunaah Yeh Hai Ki Bekasoor Hun Main

Sab Dukho Pe Kuch

Sab Dukho Pe Kuch Kuch Likha Reh Gya,
Naam Aisa Wo Mita Kar Gaya,
Yaad Meri Sataygi Har Din Use,
Bin Khata Ke Jo Mujh Ko Sata Kar Gaya.

Dard Jitna Hai

Dard Jitna Hai Meri Nigaho Me,
Paoge Na Utna Kisi Ki Raho Me,
Bitani Chahte The Zindagi Jiski Baho Me,
Maut B Na Mil Payi Unki Panaho Me.

Pyase ko ek katra

Pyase ko ek katra pani kafi he,
ishq me char pal ki jindgi kafi he
dubane ko samndar me kya jaye
unki palko se tapka 1 aansu hi kafi he..

Meri Ankho M Jo

Meri Ankho M Jo Likha H Use Mitau Kaise
Koi Bataye Unhe Bhulau Kaise
Jagte Ankho Se Dekhu Unke Sapne
Apni AnkhoMe Kisi AurK Khwab SajauKa

Manjil K Bina

Manjil K Bina Rah M Nikl Pde
Jo Koi Rah M Mila Unk Sath Chl Pde
Zndgi To Jina Chahta Tha Kisi K Sahare
Pr Sb Hme Chor Aage NikalPade...

Phoolo Se Achhi

Phoolo Se Achhi Uski Khusbu,
Kaliyo Se Pyari Uski Muskaan,
Chaand Bhi Chup Jaye Keh KarKe,
Aasmaan Par Ab Kya Hai Mera Kaam

Khamoshi Se Bikharna

Khamoshi Se Bikharna Aa Gaya Hai,
Hume Ab Khud Ujarna Aa Gaya Hai,
Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehte Nahi Hum,
Hame Bhi Ab Badalna Aa Gaya Hai.

Tujko B Meri Yaade

Tujko B Meri Yaade Yu Satati Hogi
Bhari Mehfil M Tanha Kar Jati Hogi
Ye Duriya Tuje B Tadpaati Hongi
Beete Lamho Ki Baatein Rulati Hongi

Chand Lamho Me

Chand Lamho Me Log Bhul Jate He,
Jate-Jate Kai Sikh De Jate He,
Ki Dil Ke Makan Ko Girne Na Dena,
Log Girte Makan Ki Ret Tak Le Jate He.

Mashroof Hu

Mashroof Hu Kaha Fursat He In Dino
Dil Me Mere Pyar Hi Pyar He In Dino
Unki Tamanna Unhe Hi Yaad Karta Hun
Waqt Ki Bahut Kimat He In Dino

Benam Sa Y Drd

Benam Sa Y Drd Ruk Q Nhi Jata
Jo Beet Gaya Wo Guzar Q Nhi Jata
Wo Ek Hi Chehra To Nhi Saare Jahan Me
Jo Dur He Wo Dil Se Utar Q Nahi Jata

Kaun Hai Jo Manzil

Kaun Hai Jo Manzil Se Door Nahi
Kaun Hai Jo Zindgi Se Majboor Nahi
Gunaah To Sabhi Karte Hain
Humari Nazar Me To Khuda Bhi Bekasoor Nahi.

Dil Aapki Yad Me

Dil Aapki Yad Me Bahut Hi Udas H
Bas Aapse Milne Ki Aas He,
Jane Kitane Log Humare Aas Pass H
Lekin Humare Liye To Sirf Aap Hi Khas Hai..

Har Ghadi Sochte Hai

Har Ghadi Sochte Hai Bhalayi Unki
Sun Nhi Sakte Hai Buraai Unki
Hanste Hanste Roti Hai Aankhe Meri
Kuch Is Tarah Se Sehte Hai Judai Unki.

Ye zindgi ka safar

Ye zindgi ka safar khatam kab hoga
Dukho ka ye sailab kum kab hoga
Thak chuke hai hum tanha safar me
jeet lu har bazi Ye mumkin kab hoga

Koi Manzil b nhi

Koi Manzil b nhi thikana b nhi
Mujhe unke paas wapis jana b nhi
mene hi sikhaya tha unhe teer chalana
ab mere siwa unka koi nishana b nhi

Wo Apne Raah

Wo Apne Raah Chala Gaya Afsos Kya Kre
Itna Hi Uska Sath Tha Afsos Kya Kre
Insan Apne Aap Me Majbur He Bhut
Koi Nahi Bewafa Afsos Kya Kre.

Judai har pal

Judai har pal mehsoos nahi hoti,
kash woh itni majbur nahi hoti
Waqt banaa deta h sabko bewafa,
warna mohabbat itni mashhoor nahi hoti.

Tod Do Kasam

Tod Do Kasam Jo Khayi He
Kabhi Yaad Karne Me Kya Burai He
Yaad Aapko Bina Kiye Raha Bhi To Nhi Jata
DilMe Jagah Aap Ne Aisi Jo Banayi He

Zra Si Zindgi Hai

Zra Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai

Jisko Maine De Di

Jisko Maine De Di Apni Zindgi,

Wo Shaks Hi Mera Qatil Nikla,

Hum To Tufan Se Darte Rahe LekiN

Jisne Duboya Mujhe Wo To Sahil Nikla.

Wo ankho se yu

Wo ankho se yu sararat krte he
Apni adaao se qayamat krte he
Nigahe unke chehre se hat ti hi nhi
Aur wo humari nazro se shikayat krte he

Is DiL Me Uske Liye

Is DiL Me Uske Liye Itna Pyar Rahega
K Waqt B Uska Gawah Rahega
Uska Pyar Pta Nhi Kis K Nasib Me Ho
Pr Ye DiL To Uski Yado Ka Haqdar Rahe

Yaar Jo Bhi Mila

Yaar Jo Bhi Mila Dil Jalakar Gya
Khaak Me Meri Hashti Mila Kr Gya
Naaz Uski Wafa Par Mujhe Tha Magar
Teer Wo Hi Jigar Par Chala Kar Gya

Pyar Ka Irada

Pyar Ka Irada Badal Jana B Musqil H
Tuje KhoKr Pana B Musqil He
Yaha Logo N Itne Parde Dal RakheHe
KisiKe DilMe Kya H Nazar Aana B MusqiH

Khamoshiya Sabr Ka

Khamoshiya Sabr Ka Imtihan Ban Gyi
Majburiya Pyar Me Ilzam Ban Gyi
Wo Aaye Or Aakar Chale Gaye
Khusiya Chand Lamho Ki Mehman Ban Gyi

Muje Y Zid Nhi

Muje Y Zid Nhi Mere Gale K Haar HoJao
Akela Chor Dena Agar Bejar Ho Jao
Mulaqato Me Wafa Hona Isliye Zruri H
Ki Tum Judai K Lye Tyyar HoJ

DiL k SabHi

DiL k SabHi HaLat MujHe KeHne Do
BeHte Hai AsHq To InHe BeHne DO
BeWafai ShamiL Na KarO WaFa Ki RaH mE
KamsE KaM WaFa Ko tO WaFa ReHne Do

Ankho Me Aakar

Ankho Me Aakar Beth Gyi Ansu Ki Lehar
Palko Se Koi Ansu Girne Nahi Dia
Ek Tera Nam Dil Ko Aziz Tha
Dunia K Dard Ko Dil Me Samane Nahi Dia

Kaise Sukun Pau

Kaise Sukun Pau Tujhe Dekhne K Baad
Ab Kya Gungunau Tujhe Dekhne K Bd
Aawaz De Rahi He Meri Zindgi Mujhe
Jau Ya Na Jau Tujhe Dekhne K Bd

Bhool Chahe Jau

Bhool Chahe Jau Har BaatKo Me
Par Na Badal Paunge Halaat Ko M
Tere Diye Dard Ko Bhi Dil Se Laga Rakha H
Kaise KhoDunge Teri Saugaat Ko M

Jindagi Lehar Thi

Jindagi Lehar Thi Aap SahiL Huye
Na Jane Kaise Hum Aapke KabiL Huye
Na Bhulenge Hum Us Hasin PaL Ko
Jab Aap Humari Jindagi Me SamiL Huye

Rok Lo In Door

Rok Lo In Door Jate Kadmo Ko
Chahat Ki Itni Badi Saza Na Do
Paas Aane Ki Khwaish Ki Thi Humne
Judai Ka Hume Yu Dard Na Do

Q Banate Hai

Q Banate Hai Hum Aise Riste,
Jo Pal Do Pal Me Tut Jate He,
Wada To Karte He Umr Bhar Saath Nibhane Ka
Pr Chhote Se Tufan Me Bikhar Jate H

Kya Vajah Hai

Kya Vajah Hai Mere Darne Ki
Khwaahish Hai Unki Yaad Me Marne Ki
Unhe Qu Itna Yaad Karta Hai Dil
Jinhe Fursat Hi Nahi Hame Yaad Karne Ki

Mere Har Aansu Pe

Mere Har Aansu Pe Tera Naam Hoga
Kya Pata Tha Chahat Me Ye Anjam Hoga
Bahut Kuch Kar Jau Teri Bewafai K Bdle
Par Sochta Hu Tu Badnam Hoga

Ek Naya Mausam

Ek Naya Mausam Aj Phir Aaya He
Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Ankho Se Ashq Bahaya He
Chup Gye Ansu Aaj Fir Barish Me
Dil Me Phir Gum Ka Sailaab Aaya H

Khushi Aur Gum

Khushi Aur Gum Ka Rishta He UnSe
Phir B Dil Lgane Se Dar Lgta H
Meri Ankho Se Ansu Nikal Jaye To Gum Nahi
Par Unke Udaas Hone Se Dar LgtaH

Pyar se pyari

Pyar se pyari koz chiz nahi hoti,
kami apno ki puri nahi hoti,
dilon ko dur hona 1 alag bat hai,
nazar se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti

Gile Shikwe Na

Gile Shikwe Na DilSe Laga Lena
Kbi Man Jana To Kbhi Mana Lena
Kal Ka Kya Pata Hum Ho NaHo
Jab B Moka Mile
Thoda Has Lena aur Hasa Dena

Jo Roye Ge To

Jo Roye Ge To Palko Pe Nami Reh Jygi
Zindgi Bas Naam Ki Zindgi Reh Jygi
Ye Nahi K TumBin Ji N Paunga
Haan Meri Zindgi Me Ek Kami Reh Jygi

Kya Hua Jo

Kya Hua Jo N Mili Ek Manzil
1 Naye Safar P Chalo Qadam Badhaya Jye
Jo Ruthe He Unko Manaya Jye
Udas Hain Jo Dil
Aaj Phir Unko Hasaya Jye

SAB KUCH

SAB KUCH BADALTAY DEKHA HAY
AASMAN KO DHALTAY DEKHA HAY
TUM SOORAJ KI BAAT KERTAY HO
HUM NAY CHAND JALTAY DEKHA HAY

Apki yadeen bi

Apki yadeen bi kamaal karti hain,
jane kaise kaise swal karti hain,
1 pal b tanha nhi chodte,
apse jyada ye hmara khyal karte hain

Aap Ne Najar Se

Aap Ne Najar Se Najar Jub Mila Di
Humari Zindgi Jhum kar Muskura Di
Juba Se To Hum Kuch B Na Kah Sake
Par Nigaho Ne Mohbat Jata Di

Dard Dena Wale

Dard Dena Wale Bahut Milte H
Magar Dard Lene Wale Kam Milte H
najuk waqt me hume yaad karna kyunki
zndgi me chahne wale bahut km milte H

Mere To Hr Alfaz M

Mere To Hr Alfaz M Hota Tha Pyar
Kash Tum Do Lafz Hi Keh Paate
Hum To The Tyyar Chalne Ko Puri Zndgi
Kash Tum Kbhi Do Kadam Hi Chal Paate

Yado Me Kbhi

Yado Me Kbhi Aap B Khoye Hoge
Khuli Ankho Se Aap B Soye Hoge
Yu To Hansna Aadat He Gum Chupane Ki
Par Hanste Hanste Kbhi Aap B Roye Hoge

Yade Meri Satayngi

Yade Meri Satayngi Batein Meri Rulayngi
Ro Ro K Thak Jaoge Tum Bhi Mere Bin
Intzar He Mujhe Us Lamhe Ka
Jab Jee Na Paoge Tum Bhi Mere Bin

Na Reh Paoge Tum

Na Reh Paoge Tum Bhi Mere Bin
Bahut Pachtaoge Tum Bhi Mere Bin
Har Dagar Har Jagah Aunga Mai Nzr
Tdap Tdap K Mar Jaoge Tum Bhi Mere Bin

Khwab Ankho Me

Chalo Khwab Ankho Me SajaKr Dekhte H
Chalo Tumko Apna BanaKr Dekhte H
Hume Malum He Tum Hmare Hi Ho
Chalo TumPr Ye Zindgi LutaKr Dekhte H

Muje Tum Nzr Se

Muje Tum Nzr Se Gira To Rahe Ho
Pr Tum Muje Kbhi Bhula N Sakoge
N Jane Q Muje Yaqen Ho Chala H
Mere PyarKo Ab Tum Chah Kr B Mita N Sakoge

Anjan C Mulaqat

Anjan C Mulaqat Pehchan Bn Gyi
Meethe Se Rishte Ki Jaan Bn Gyi
Do Kadam Aap Chalen Do Kadam Hum Chale
0r Dosti Ki Raah Kitni Aasan Bn Gyi

Pyar Ki Wo Misaal

Pyar Ki Wo Misaal Banayenge Hum
Aankhe Band Karoge To Nazar Aayenge Hum
Bhar Denge Itna "PYAR" Dil Me Ki
Bhagwan Se Pehle Yaad Ayenge Hum

Tut Gai Jo Kalam

Tut Gai Jo Kalam Baat Kya Likhu
Beh Gaye Jo Sare jzbat Kya Likhu
Gehre Pad Gaye He Ghav Jigar Me
Ruth Gyi Jo Hmse Sari Kaiynaat Kya Likhu

Mehfil Me Tera

Mehfil Me Tera Charcha Hone Nhi Dete
Tri Yado Ko B Ruswa Hone Nhi Dete
Kuch Hm B Nhi Chahte Sohrat Apni
Aur Kuch Log B Aisa Hone Nhi Dete

Nafrato Se Bhari

Nafrato Se Bhari Is Duniya Me
Koi He Jo Hamari Khushiyo Ki Fikr Karta H
Khuda Unki Har Tamnna Puri Kare
Jo Duao Me Bhi Hamara Jikr Krta H

Pyar or dosti me

Pyar or dosti me itna fark he,
Pyar ne sahara diya, dost ne sath nibhaya,
kise gehra kahu yaaro,
1ne jindagi di to dusre ne jina sikhaya.

Aankho ke samne

Aankho ke samne hardam aapko paya hai,
Dil me bhi aapko basaya hai,
Aap ke bin hum jiyenge kaise,
Bhala jaan bina koi jee paya hai

Na Koi Rsta

Na Koi Rsta Na Thikana He Koi
Tu Hi Bata Ae Dil-e-Nakam Me Kaha Jaun
Ek Ashiya Tha Mere Pas Jo Tut Gya
LeKe Nakaamio Ka Daag Me Kahan jau

Roj banta hai

Roj banta hai muqkdar mera
Roj koi tamanna puri hoti hai
kabhi ae dost tumbhi dil laga kar dekho
tanhaiyo me har khawaishe puri hoti hai.

Zindgi Ho Rahi Hai

Zindgi Ho Rahi Hai Basar Tanha,
Qafilaa Sath Hai Safar Tanha,
Saare Raaste Bas Duniya Tak Hi Hain,
Jana Hai Tumko 'Khuda' Ke Ghar Tanha

Hum Se Wfa K Bare M

Hum Se Wfa K Bare M Jo Chahe PuchLo
Lkin Wfa Ki Saza KyaHe Y N Puchna
Raste M KonKon Mila Pucho ShokSe
KisKis Ka Sath Choot Gya Y N Puchna

Tu Yad Bohat Aaya

Tu Yad Bohat Aaya Hr Sham K Bad
Kbi Aaghaz Se Pehle Kabi Anjam K Bad
Is Doobte Suraj Ki Qasam Iss Dil Pe
Koi Nam Nhi Likha Tere Nam k bad

KitNi RaHat He

KitNi RaHat He DiL Tut JanE K Baad
ApnE AapSE MiLe Sab KHo JanE K Baad
Magar HairAt He AbHi Tak Zinda Hu
Maut ROz Aati He SHam AanE K Bad

Ishq ne hume

Ishq ne hume Rula Dia
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Dia
hm to unki yadon me hi ji lete
magar unhone to yaadon me hi ZEHER mila dia

Wo yaad aaye

Wo yaad aaye bhulate huye,
Dil ke zakhm ubhar aaye chhupate huye,
Sikha tha jise dekh ke Muskurana,
Usine aaj rulaya hasate huye

Naraz Hona Aapse

Naraz Hona Aapse Galti Kehlayegi
Aap Naraz Hue To Ye Sanse Tham Jayngi
Hanste Rhna Hamesha YuHi
AapKi Hansi Se KisiKi Zindgi Sanwar Jaygi

Dhadkan Hamari

Dhadkan Hamari Tumse Jo Kahe
Sanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage,
Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara
Duwa Hai Ise Kisiki Nazar Na Lage..

Mana Hum Halaat Se

Mana Hum Halaat Se Majbur Rahte He
Fir B Apke Khayalo Me Chur Rahte Hai
Ankho Me Rahti Hai Tasvir Apki
Kya Hua Jo Hum Apse Door Rahte Hai

Dekho Koi Vada

Dekho Koi Vada Na Kro Bhul Jaoge
Muje Yaad Zyada Na Kro Bhul Jaoge
Me Aaun To Kr Lena Gile Shikwe Sare
Abi Se Irada Na Kro
Bhool Jaaoge.

Dekha Jb Ye Shama

Dekha Jb Ye Shama Teri Yaad AaGai
Ye Sham Tere Naam Teri Yaad AaGai
Hr Koi Janta Tha Mujhe Tere Naam Se
Pucha KisiNe Naam Teri Yaad AaGai

Dard Me Chahat Nhi

Dard Me Chahat Nhi Sitaro Ki
Tamanye Adhuri H Hzaro Ki
Wo Waqt Se Pehle Hi Tera Chale Jana
Hsrate Hi Reh Gyi Tujhe Ji Bhar Gale LganeKi

Niklte Hn Asu

Niklte Hn Asu Jb Mulakat Nhi Hoti
Tut Jata H Dil Jb Baat Nahi Hoti
ApKi Jaan Ki Ksam Ap Yaad Na Ae
Guzar Jae Meri Aisi Koi Raat Nahi Hoti

Meri zindgi teri

Meri zindgi teri panaho me rahe,
zindgi ki khushiya teri baho me rahe,
tere labo pe rahe meri muskurahat or
tere ansu meri nigaho me rahe

1 bus driver ki

1 bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha
Agr khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga
Agr chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se hi mila dunga

Kaun Tha Apna

Kaun Tha Apna Kispe Inaya Krte,
HmKo Hasrat Hi Rahi Hm b Mohbbat Krte,
Tune Samza Hi Nahi Is Kabil,
Warna Tujse Ishaq Nahi Teri Pooja Karte

Ishq Me Hm Raat K

Ishq Me Hm Raat Ko So Na ske
yad Jab Aai Unki,rona Chahe Ro Na Ske
Mere Marne k Baad Use bi Dukh Hoga
Ki Jite Ji Hm Unke Ho na Ske

Bhool Shayad

Bhool Shayad Bahut Badi Kar Li
Dil Ne Jo Ek Bewafa Se Mohabt Kar Li
Wo To Mohabbat Ko Khel Kehte Hain
Aur Humne Barbad Apni Zindgi Kr Li

Majbur Mohbbat Ka

Majbur Mohbbat Ka Y Fasana H
Yha Mohbbt Ka Dushmn Zamana H
Is Kismat K Hatho Kitne Majbur H Dono
Bs Pa Nhi Skte Samne Mohbbat Ka Khzana H

Mohabbat Ka Yaro

Mohabbat Ka Yaro Sila Kuchh Nhi
Ek Gum K Siva Humko Mila Kuch Nhi
Sare Arman JalKar Khak Ho Gaye
Log Fir Bhi Kehate Hai Ki Jala Kuch Nhi

chawal khane uthega

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur barabar mein bhi,
ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai-
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthega

Ek admi

Ek admi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jata tha.
Dost k bachche use chacha-chacha kehte the,
to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achanak ek din bachche mama-mama bolne lage.
Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ?
Bachcho ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe the,
to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai.

Do Dost

Do Dost ghar ja rahe the, Ekaek pehle ne dusre ko tamacha mara to dusre ne gaal shahlaate hue pucha "Bhai tumne mujhe tamacha kyon mara?"
Pehle ne jawab diya "Kyonki tumhare gaal pe makhkhi baithi thi", usi ko maarne k liye",
Dusre ne ek ghusa pehle ko zamaate hue kaha "Ye rahi uski shabaashi".

Kanjus baap

Kanjus baap beta se: kaha gaya tha?
Beta: Girl friend k sath tha!
Baap gusse se: kitna kharcha kiya?
Beta: 250/-
Baap: 250/-!
Beta: us k pass itna hi tha!

Shuru kisne kiya

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!

Aap Dil mango

Aap Dil mango, de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!
JIGAR mango, de denge!
JAAN tak manglo, to de sakte hain
kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai!

Tumhare ghar gaya ta

Boyfrnd: Tumhare ghar gaya ta,
muje nai lagta hamari shadi ho payegi.
GF: Mere papa se mile kya?
BF: Nai tumhare behen se mila

sms nahi karta

Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Itna gussa aata he..
Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..


Jute utar kay...




Chappal pehen loon!

Pagal Samjhenge

Tum Sada:
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Khilkhilate Raho,
Khush Raho,
Sada Gungunate Raho,
Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe He Pagal Samjhenge!!

PUJA Kar K

Pehle Ladkiya PUJA Kar K Soti Thi
Taki Unhe DARR Na Lage

Magar Aajkal MAKE-Up Kar K Soti Hai
Taki Dusre Na DARR Jaye

baccha door bell

1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.
Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-
or kuch beta?
Baccha: AB Bhaago

Ganje k sar par

1Makhi Ganje k sar par ja baithi
2nd Makhi:"WAAH kya ghar dhunda hai"
1st Makhi:Ghar kaha pagli abhi to sirf "PLOT" kharida hai

Ashram Me Jake

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!
Kya Karu?
SwamiG-Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaye

Ladki Khadi Thi

1Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na To SMS Kar Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir B Uska Balance Ja raha Tha.

Kaise?

1Pair Par Khadi Thi Na

Chuhe ne sherni ko

Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni: abey, apni surat dekhi hai aaine me?

Chuha: are pagli surat pe mat ja, confidence to dekh.

Postman

Postman:-

Sir,
I hav travelled 5 kms 2 giv u this Letter !

Man:-
How Stupid u r!
Why Didn't u Just Post it?

Galat najar se

Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...
Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..

Garma Garam kya hai

Ramu 2 Waiter-Apke paas khane k liye Garma Garam kya hai..
Beter-Samosha hai,Idli,Pizza hai
Ramu-Aur Garam kya hai..
Waiter-Kadai hai

America

Papu-mene mere beta ka naam America rakha he.


Mangu-kyun?


Papu-me duniya ko dikhana
chahta hu k me America ka baap hoon...!

Tumse Shaadi Karke

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kaise?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi

Bazigar o Bazigar

True Love Song: Bazigar o Bazigar,
Teri Papa ko Razi Kar
ooo tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mera fevicol ka paisa vapas kar

1000 pages ki book

1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai?

WRITER-6months

DOCTOR-2months

STUDEN T-pehle batao exm kab hai?

Sadi hr khushi da

Sadi hr khushi da ehsas tuhada howe
Tuhade har gumm da dard sada howe
Marr v jaiye koi gumm nai sanu
Pr os aakhri samay saath tuhada howe

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha

Papa:Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Buaa Sann

Jaan kaha se nikalti He

Dad:beta Jaan kaha se nikalti He
Son:khidki se

Dad:kaise?
Son:kal aap raat ko Ghar ae to mom uncle ko keh rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Niklo

300 saal

Tourist:Is Fort me koi bhut he kya
Guide:Me yaha itne saalo se kaam kr raha hoon,aaj tak nai dekha
Tourist:kitne saal hue
Guide:300 saal.

Ek chor Sardar ka

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
Sardar:-bhag saale bhag,bhag.
kal kya karega?
charger to mere pass hai!

Agr apko koi b anjan

Agr apko koi b anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole

Usme BOMB ya fir RAAKHI ho skti hai

Apki zra si laprvi apko BHAI bna skti hai

Plz cal my husband

Lady:Doctor!Plz cal my husband inside
Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman
Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a gentleman

Shrabi Ka Court Me

1 Shrabi Ka Court Me Case Chal Raha Tha

Judge ne kaha"ORDER ORDER"

Shrabi Replied
"Ek CHILLI CHICKEN,One ROYAL STAG with SODA" Jaldi!

Woh Sawaal

santa-Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu -Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha

Old Man

Old Man:Jee chahta Hai shadi kar Lu!
2nd Man:kar Lo
Old Man:kisi vidhwa se karlu?
2nd Man:kuwari se karlo,vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi

Malika at Airport

Malika at Airport
Bikhari-behanji 1 rs dedo
she gave him 1000 Rs
Secretary-why U gave him 1000?
Malika-pehli bar kisine behanji kaha hai

Ek bus mein ladko

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye
Girls:Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge
Boys Hum haar gye,chalo ab dikhao

School nahi jaunga

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga

suit acha pehna hai

Boy:suit acha pehna hai
Girl:thnx
B:lipstic achi lagai hai
G:thnx
B:makup be acha kia hai
G:thnx"BHAIYA"
B:fir b achi nahi lag rahi ho

Traffic Police

3 sardars were going on bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya?
Tu kaha baithega

tumhe pata hai

Wife: Darling, tumhe pata hai
swarg me husband aur wife
ko ek saath nahi rehne dete.
Husband: Isiliye to usey SWARG kehte hain

ladkiya apna dupatta

Q:ladkiya apna dupatta ladke ke samne aane ke bad hi kyu thik karti hai?
Ans:Lutere ko dekhke hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai

Ye 1 naya $m$ hai

Ye 1 naya $m$ hai.Market mein B nahi aya abi tak
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COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay ayega

likha kuch b nahin

AAJ..

AAP..

Khush to bahut honge

k

hamara

sms aa gaya

LEKIN

hum bhi bahut
chalak hain

humne

likha kuch b nahin!

Newspaper Boy

Santa 2 Newspaper Boy:Mere Kolo Bill Nahi Ditta Janda

Kal To Paper Na Liaeen..

Main Bante Di Akhbar Fotostate Karva Leaa Karanga

after exam

3 student's after exam.
1st:Yaar,Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Tha,Mai Paper khali Chod Aaya
2nd:Mai B
3rd:Shit Yaar,Teacher Samjegi Hamne Copy Ki

Maine Apko Call ki

Maine Apko Cal Ki To Netwrk Bola~Murkho Ki Duniya Me Apka Swagt Ae,
Aap Jis Bevkuf Se Bat Krna Chahte Hai Uska Dimag Out Of Covrage Area Me Hai

Na Dil Ki Baazi

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda
Agar De Dete Woh Hame Waqt Thoda
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat
Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR

"WATER" ya "SODA"

Is Admi K Dono

Judge-Is Admi K Dono Kaan Kaat Do
Admi-Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga
J-Kaan Katne Se Anda Kaise Hoga
A-Chasma Kya Tere Baap K Kaan Pe Lgaunga

Apni ma se purani

Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekhte hue,
ma ye photo mein smart admi kaun hai
Ma:Ye tere papa hai
Beta:to hm is ganje k sath kyu rehte hai

Andar gya kya

He:Andar gya kya?
She:ha!Gya
He:Dukha kya?
She:Zara b nahi
He:Aur 1 baar
she:Ab isme dalo Acch laga!
He:OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO

Savery jaldi uth k

Savery jaldi uth k,
Naha k,
Saf jae kapry pa k,
Akhan Band kr k,
Sache Dil nal puch,


Mola Jadon Tusi Akal Wandi Main Kithe C..

1Admi Ne Kaha K

1Admi Ne Kaha K Is Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Tbi Yumdot Aya Or Bola K Main Tumhari Jaan Lene Aya Hu
Admi Bolea-Le Daso Hun Banda Gal V Na Kre

Girlfriend

Girlfriend na hone ke 5 fayde :-
1-Time ki bacht
2-Acchi Nind
3-koi Miss Call nahi
4-Koi chinta nahi
5-No Boring Sms

Darling kya tum

santa-Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl-tameez se baat karo.
santa-bahenji kya Aap mujhse shaadi karengi?

Dil ke dard ko

Dil ke dard ko juban par mat lana

Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana

Zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehre ho

"DETTOL" ke siwa kuch mat lagana..

Uske pyar mein

Arz kiya hai,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saat bhag gayi

Who r u

Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!

Bhagwan apki umar

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

Bahut salon pehle

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai., sab prabhu ki leela hai"

MOHABBAT

"MOHABBAT" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai jatane ki,
"PYAR" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai dikhane ki,Aur
"PERFUME" mat lagao aapko zarurat hai nahane ki