Santa Banta sms 12

Santa 2 Dr.khanna:Mujhe 1problem hai
shrm:Kya?
Santa:Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta
Dr:Aisa kab hota hai?
Santa:Phone karte waqt


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police:Aap ko thodi der me phansi di jayegi.aap ki koi aakhri khwahish hai?
Santa:Plz mere sar Niche aur pair upar karke phansi dijiye


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Santa- Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu - Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha,


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Santa:Kya tumhari underwear me chhed hai? Banta:nahi to!!!
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Santa:to phir tu usme tange kaise dalta hai????


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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.


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Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"