An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office
and asked for help in arranging a divorce.
"A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer.
"Tell me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old lady.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"
"My husband is eighty-seven. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."
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