A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting Married?"
Old buddy: Yep!
Senior: Do I know her?"
Old buddy: Nope!
Senior: This woman, is she good looking?
Old buddy: Not really.
Senior: Is she a good cook?
Old buddy: Naw, she can't cook too well.
Senior: Does she have lots of money?
Old buddy: Nope! Poor as a church mouse.
Senior: Well then, is she good in bed?
Old buddy: I don't know.
Senior: Why in the world do you want to marry her then?
Old buddy: Because she can still drive at night!
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