ladkiya apna dupatta

Q:ladkiya apna dupatta ladke ke samne aane ke bad hi kyu thik karti hai?
Ans:Lutere ko dekhke hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai

Ye 1 naya $m$ hai

Ye 1 naya $m$ hai.Market mein B nahi aya abi tak
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COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay ayega

likha kuch b nahin

AAJ..

AAP..

Khush to bahut honge

k

hamara

sms aa gaya

LEKIN

hum bhi bahut
chalak hain

humne

likha kuch b nahin!

Newspaper Boy

Santa 2 Newspaper Boy:Mere Kolo Bill Nahi Ditta Janda

Kal To Paper Na Liaeen..

Main Bante Di Akhbar Fotostate Karva Leaa Karanga

after exam

3 student's after exam.
1st:Yaar,Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Tha,Mai Paper khali Chod Aaya
2nd:Mai B
3rd:Shit Yaar,Teacher Samjegi Hamne Copy Ki

Maine Apko Call ki

Maine Apko Cal Ki To Netwrk Bola~Murkho Ki Duniya Me Apka Swagt Ae,
Aap Jis Bevkuf Se Bat Krna Chahte Hai Uska Dimag Out Of Covrage Area Me Hai

Na Dil Ki Baazi

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda
Agar De Dete Woh Hame Waqt Thoda
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat
Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR

"WATER" ya "SODA"

Is Admi K Dono

Judge-Is Admi K Dono Kaan Kaat Do
Admi-Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga
J-Kaan Katne Se Anda Kaise Hoga
A-Chasma Kya Tere Baap K Kaan Pe Lgaunga

Apni ma se purani

Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekhte hue,
ma ye photo mein smart admi kaun hai
Ma:Ye tere papa hai
Beta:to hm is ganje k sath kyu rehte hai

Andar gya kya

He:Andar gya kya?
She:ha!Gya
He:Dukha kya?
She:Zara b nahi
He:Aur 1 baar
she:Ab isme dalo Acch laga!
He:OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO

Savery jaldi uth k

Savery jaldi uth k,
Naha k,
Saf jae kapry pa k,
Akhan Band kr k,
Sache Dil nal puch,


Mola Jadon Tusi Akal Wandi Main Kithe C..

1Admi Ne Kaha K

1Admi Ne Kaha K Is Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Tbi Yumdot Aya Or Bola K Main Tumhari Jaan Lene Aya Hu
Admi Bolea-Le Daso Hun Banda Gal V Na Kre

Girlfriend

Girlfriend na hone ke 5 fayde :-
1-Time ki bacht
2-Acchi Nind
3-koi Miss Call nahi
4-Koi chinta nahi
5-No Boring Sms

Darling kya tum

santa-Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl-tameez se baat karo.
santa-bahenji kya Aap mujhse shaadi karengi?

Dil ke dard ko

Dil ke dard ko juban par mat lana

Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana

Zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehre ho

"DETTOL" ke siwa kuch mat lagana..

Uske pyar mein

Arz kiya hai,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saat bhag gayi

Who r u

Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!

Bhagwan apki umar

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

Bahut salon pehle

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai., sab prabhu ki leela hai"

MOHABBAT

"MOHABBAT" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai jatane ki,
"PYAR" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai dikhane ki,Aur
"PERFUME" mat lagao aapko zarurat hai nahane ki