Roj ek sMs karte rehna

Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye mai hone nahi dunga,
tere jaise dost mai khone nahi dunga,
Roj ek sMs karte rehna...
nahi to Ga#d bhi marunga aur tujhe rone bhi nahi dunga.

SeX aur PYAR

SX aur PYAR ki andekhi SURAT ho aap,
kisi ki pyasi CH~T ki jarurat ho aaP,
khubsurat to LU#D bhi hote hai,
Par LU#D se bhi KHUBSURAT ho aap..

Dosti K Naam Pe

Tapti Garmiyo Ki LOO hai Tu
Dosti K Naam Pe THOO hai Tu
aur Kya Kahu teri tarif me...
DHULI GA#D Pe CHIPKA GOO Hai TU.

Callgirl

Girl To Callgirl:Aunty U Hv Car,
Bunglow & Bank Balance.
Wht's Ur Business?

Callgirl:Bas
1 Chota Sa H@LE SALE Ka Business He

Whisper Banja

Bhoot Ne Tapasya Ki
God Khush Hokar Bole Var Maango.

Bhoot: Mujhe Khubsurat Ladkiyon Ka Khoon Chusna He.

God: Tathastu Ja Whisper Banja.

Undrse Awaz ayi

Flat ki Ghanti Baji Undrse Awaz ayi Kaun?

CabelWala-Es Mnth ka Bill Lene Aya hu

Ladki-Baad me Aah Aah aa Ana abi DUDH Wale ka Chuka rhi hu..

Ladka paida krne ka tarika

1 Aadmi ne paper me Ad di
"Ladka paida krne ka tarika batao"
RPLY aye
Bengali>Biwi ko Fish Do
Himachali>Apple Do
Gujrati>1 Moka Hame Do..

CHOOT KA MAZA

BOY- BAS EK BAAR TUM MUJHE APNI CHOOT KA MAZA DE DO
GIRL- AAJ TUMNE BAHUT BADI CHEEZ MAANG LI HAI

BOY-AGAR BAHUT BADI HAI TOH PHIR REHNE DO

SASU KA GHAGHRA

BAHU SASU K PAIR DABA RHI THI.
SASU KA GHAGHRA UCHA HOGYA

BAHU:PRANAM
SASU:KISKO
BAHU:SASURJI K RANBHUMI OR MERE PATI KI JANMBHUMI KO..

KAMWALI K BADE

KID MOM K BREASSTS DEKH K WATS DIS

MOM-GUBBARE
KID-APKE CHOTE AUR KAMWALI K BADE Q
MOM-TUMNE KAB DEKHE
KID-JAB DAD MUH SE FULA RAHE THE

Good Morning 22

khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,
har din nayi shan banke aaye,
kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi,
naya din aisa mehman banke aaye..Gud Day

Good Morning 21

Har Nayi Subah Ka Naya Nazara,
thandi Hawa Leke Aayi Paigaam Hamara.
Jaago,Utho,Taiyaar Ho Jao,
Khushiyo Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Din Tumhara

Good Morning 20

Gulshn me bhanwron ka basera ho gaya,

Purab me Suraj ka dera ho gaya,
Muskan k sath ankhe kholo Pyare..
ek baar phir se savera ho gaya. Good Morning

Good Morning 19

Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,
chalo utho aur thanks karo apne Bhagwan ko...
jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning

Good Morning 18

Namskar-ye hamari 'surya uday'sms sewa hai,
isme hum soye huwe logo ko bewaqt jagate hai,
aur baad me good morning keh ke khud so jate hai...Good day.

Good Morning 17

Aanko me Khushi labo par hansi,
gam ka kahin naam na ho,
har SUBAH laye aapke liye itni Khushiya,
jiski kabhi sham na ho.

Good Morning 16

Bade arman se banvaya hai,
ise roshni se sajaya hai,
bahut dur se mangvaya hai,
zara bahar aake dekho...
aapko Good Morning kahne suraj bhijvaya hai.

Good Morning 15

utho aalsiyo aur Desh ka kuch bhala karo

jago..

achcha tum ho kya ,

Sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao usi me Desh ka bhalai hai.

Good Morning 14

Plz open ur eyes,
so the Sun can rise,
Flowers can blossom,
Birds can sing,
as all r waiting to see a beautiful
SMILE in ur face & say Good Morning.

Good Morning 13

Raat pe SaVera chha gaya,
Suraj roshani k sath aa gaya,
ye mahaul Subah ka sabhi ko bha gaya,
aur apne aankhen kholi to MSG humara aa gaya.
Good Morning