ladki ne aadhi raat

ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne bf ko call kiya
"aa jao ghar me koi nahi hai"
wo chala gaya! sachmuch ghar me koi nahi tha!
tala laga hua tha

Sitaro me aap

"Sitaro me aap,
Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap,
Dhop me aap,
Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."

hawa me tum ho

hawa me tum ho,
pani me tum ho,
aasman me tum ho,
jamin me tum ho,
jahan dekho tum hi tum ho, ....
dettol wali aunty thik hi kehti thi,
kitanu har jagah hote hai.

BUDDHU

u r BUDDHU...
B-est in all,
U-nderstanding by Mind,
D-ecent by Nature,
D-ynamic,
H-onest by Heart,
samjhe BUDDHU

kash tum bakri hote

kash tum bakri hote,
hum tumhe ghas khilate aur Pyar se tumhare sing hilate aur puchte 'msg bhejne me kanjus kaun?
tum ya mai'
to tum Pyar se bolte...
MEIN MEIN

GOD ne aap ko

GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja

kya meri nak

kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

GHONCHU

You are a GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu GHONCHU hi...

TERE NAAM kar diya

Yaad karke meri Dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi par 1 ehsaan kar diya,
Is mobile me ye last rupiya tha,
Dekh maine wo bhi TERE NAAM kar diya.

Bhiga Sa Lgta

Bhiga Sa Lgta HaiAalam Tumhe,
Bhigi C Lgti HaiSubah Tumhe,
Bhiga Lag Rha HaiSara Jahan Tumhe,
Uth PagalTune Su-Su Kar liya Hai.

Mere marne ke baad

Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma dena,
Agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena...
Kameeno "HAATH"

Agar koi galti

Agar koi galti,
Gustaakhi,
Mistake,
Etc; Ho gayi hoto plz........ Plz......plz........
Mafi mang lo,
Main bahut acche mood me hun.

Teri dosti me diwane

Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost"Gadhe ki Aawaz sune jamane ho gaye"

SMS karne ke 4 Fayde

SMS karne ke 4 Fayde hai-
1)Mobile ko jang nahi lagta hai
2)Time pass ho jata hai
3)Jise SMS karo wo bhi khush, aur
4)kon kon kanjus hai pata chal jata hai..

girl friend mujhe

My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko.

incomplete without u

M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_

Dekha...!!

Everything is incomplete without

"U".

Aap Pagal ho

Aap Pagal ho...
plz mano aap Pagal ho...
gussa kyu karte ho yaar...
P-yare,
A-chche,
G-ood,
A-nmol,
L-ovely...
ab to manoge na ki aap kitne Pagal ho...!!

SMS ki ummid

SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mob.
pe tika rakhi hai,
Bettary aur charger bhi la rakhe hai,
Par SMS aayenge kaise...?
Dosti jo kanjuso se bana rakhi hai...

Apke dil ko

Apke dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,
apke labon ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar,
dosti ki kasam aapko nark se utha layenge apki ruh me apni jaan dekar.

Hakikat samjho

Hakikat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
hamara farz tha aapko batana...
GARMI SURU HO GAYI HAI ROJ- ROJ NAHANA..!