April fool sms 4

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


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Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.


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U r 99% beautyful
98% cute
97% sweet
96% intelligent and
100% _ _ _ _ ish
to blive this


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The time since I have met u,
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?


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If u save this msg,
it means I'm cute.
If u edit this,
I'm still cute.
If u fwd this,
u r spreading that
i'm cute & if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!


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Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?


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Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry u’ll find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at u.