exam sms 2

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!


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Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.


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If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.


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Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!


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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p


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What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student