Husband Wife Jokes 2

Dimagh insani jism ka sub se important hissa hai,
ye saal k 365 dino k 24 ghante baidar rehta hai,
Aur ye aap ki pedaish k sath hee kaam shuru ker deta hai,
aur us waqt tak kaam karta rehta hai jab tak aap....,


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Shadi nahi kar lete.


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Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai.


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Wife: Ap apne d0st ki biwi k janazay pe nahi gae?


Husband: Kis mun se jaon?

Wo mujhe tesri biwi ke janazay pe bula raha
hai Or Maine 1 dafa bhi nahi bulaya..


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Husband aur wife mandir me gaye.
Husband ne pucha : Tumne kya manga?
Wife ne kaha : Aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Wife : Aur aapne kya manga?
Husband : Ye hamara satwan janam ho.


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Ek husband apani wife se - shanti ko bulao.

Wife-Kaun apni kamwali?

Husband - Haa

Wife - Kyun?

Husband - Doctor ne bola hai ke goli
khao aur shanti ke saath so jao.


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Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.

It works 24 hrs a day.

365 days in a year.

But

It stops only when

* U enter in examination hall

Or

* U get married!