Husband Wife Jokes 3

Toofani baarish mein raat ko shop per aik aadmi Pizza lene aaya..

ShopKeeper: Aap shaadi shuda hein?

Aadmi: Is toofani baarish mein kya meri Maa mujhe Pizza lene ke behje gi...


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Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai,
Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye
inkaar kia tha.
Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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Husband:ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain,

chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?

WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai,

2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakte?


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Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.


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Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”


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Wife to husband :Doctor adviced me for bed rest 1 month in a beautiful foreign country
so where we will go ?

Husband : We will go to a new doctor.


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Aik bank main daku loot mar kar raha tha,

Daku ne Bank main aik aadmi se pocha ke tumne mujhe loot mar karte dekha?

Admi : Yes

Daku : Dhuzzzz... mar gaya

Daku dosre aadmi se : Tumne dekha loot mar karte?

Dosra aadmi : Nahi, maine nahin dekha,

Meri bewi ne dekha hai


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Wife: Aik bat bolon???
Husband: Han bolo.
Wife: Maro gay to nahi???
Husband: nahi nahi, tum bolo.
Wife: Mein pregnanat hoon.
Husband: Wah, ye to bahut khushi ki bat hay. tum darr kiu rahi thi???
Wife: Aik dafa college ke zamany mein papa ko btaya tha, bahut mar parri thi.


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"Girlfriends" r like "Gol GAppey" always tasty.

"Lovers" r like "Pizzas"hot n spicy.

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"Wifes"r like "Daal Chawal" no other option but good for heAlth.