Husband Wife Jokes 4

Wife: Jaanu kaash aap SMS hotay!!

Main aap ko save karti.

Husband: Jaan-è-man kaash tum Ring tone hoti!! . . .

Main har haftay tumhe change karta.


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Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri salgirah ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".


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Husband apni wife se- tu meri zindagi hai. .
Wife- aur???
Wife chillate hue--aur??
Husband- aur lanat hai aisi zindagi pe..


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Girl : " mom what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will get one."



Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many


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**WARNING**

THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. A


*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her.
This is your chance

If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.

*Ek Dukhi Pati.*

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Shadi Ke 20th Anversry Pr Husband Gehri Soch May Tha..
Wife Asks: Kia Soch Rahy Ho?



Husband: Kia Tumhy Yad Hai Ke Kub Tumhary Baap Ne Hum
Ko Date Per Pakra Tha?
Wife: Yes.



Husband: Or Usnay Gun Point Per Mujhay Kaha Tha Ke Ya
To Meri Beti Se Shadi Karo Ya 20years Ke Liye Jail Jao.
Wife Smiles: Yes..



Husband: AhH! Aaj Ke Din Me Azad Ho Jata..


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Husband:
Mujhe Aaj office main apnay seenay k white baal dikhanay pe Old Age pension mili.
Wife:
Pent ki zip khol k dikha dete to maazuri allowance bhi mil jata.


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Wife:
"tum poori dunya me bhi dhundo to mujh jesi wife nahin mile gi"

Husband:
"tum kya samahjti ho, main dusri bhi tum jesi dhondon ga?"