Marriage sms 1

Santa, calls her mom,
Maa!
Khush khabri,
Ab hum 2 se 3 bane!

Mom,
Beta,
Ladka hai ya ladki

Santa,
Na beta
Na ladki
Maine
Dusri Shaadi karli


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Wife,
Darling today is our wedding anniversary,
What should we do...!

Husband,
Lets have two minutes silence!


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Karz doti ka ada kaun karega
Dost na ho to dosti kaun karega
Ae Khuda mere dost ko salaamat rakhna varna

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Meri shaadi mein daaru pee pee ke
Ulti kaun karega??


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A Haathi falls in love with a Chitti,
But Chitti's parents are against the marriage,

They have a SOLID reason

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"Ladke ke daant bahar hain!"


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I m getting married next month....

It's small party and
Only a few people will be invited

Dont bring any gift
Just bring someone

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WHO'LL MARRY
me!

Ha ha


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U know why on the day
Of marriage day, the
Groom is made to sit on the horse...?

One last chance,
"BHAAG SAKTA HAI TO BHAAG LE!"


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Man: I want divorce!
My wife has not spoken to me in six months...

Lawyer: I suggest you rethink

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Such wives are hard to get tied to...!