Different styles of Proposing
In English,
"Will you Marry me?"
In Hindi
"Kya aap mujhse Shaadi karogi?"
In Punjabi,
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"Vehile aa!...Viah hi karala"
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Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why do u want to die?
Husband: Bcoz, main intni
kushi bardasht nahi kar sakta...!
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Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?
Wife: Kisi ko apne control me
kar k apni marzi ka kaam karwana
Husband: Chal jhooti
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use to Shaadi kehte hain
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Teachr: Tum bade ho ky kya karoge?
Santa: shaadi
Teachr: Nahi, mera matlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY…
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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better
give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Getting married is very much
like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
and when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Why do we all marry?Because romance is
not the only element of life.
We should also knowhorror,terror,
suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha.
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TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go.
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