Computer sms

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face

Par dil ke computer
mein, nahin hai enough disk space


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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down


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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga


Tum usse debug karna.

Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya


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Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships


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Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…


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Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!


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Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.


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Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!

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U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!