funny joks 182

Khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya
Phool ne mali ko khas banaya
Chahat ne mohbat ko khas banaya
Kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya


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Walk In Ur Own Path
Love In Ur Own Style
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
den Ppl Wil Say.
"Nalayak Kisi Ki Bhi Baat Nahi sunta


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A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...


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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley


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Papu gun leke darwaze pe Khada tha
Wife-kya hua?
Papu-Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu
Wife-To jao na
Papu-kese jau,bahar kutta khada He


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funny joks 181

Aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,
Chaal MOR jaisi,
Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi.
Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti


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Ho sakta hai Barish k baad asma nila na ho,
Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe aur Bistar gila na ho.


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!


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Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada,
Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada,
Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada...


Tu hi wo HaramZada


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funny joks 180

'LIPS' Bhindi ki tarah,
'GAAL' Tamatar ki tarah,
aur 'FACE' Gobhi ki tarah.
Bhagwan ek Dost diya wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah.


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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...


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Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange...
Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..


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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...


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funny joks 179

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....


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sorry aap logo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha,
kya koi apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakta hai.
hum log tash khel rahe hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..


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yaad aate hai wo suhane pal,
jab hum tum shararat kiya karte the,
hum Bandar k liye roye karte the aur tum apni photo dikha kar hume mana liya karte the.

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**


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Kashti chali kinara chhut gaya, aasma se sitara tut gaya,
tu bhi to aaj tak nahi sudhara, jaha dekhi deewar wahin moot gaya.


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funny joks 178

jaha dosti vaha pyar,
jaha pyar vaha ishq,
jaha ishq,
vaha mohabbat,
jaha mohabbat vaha judai,
jaha judai vaha dard,
jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.


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100 gram Mitti,.....
100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....
25species ke keede makode....
5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....
dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....


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qayamat k din jab farishtoon ne sub se kaha k apne apne gunah paper per likho,
tu jab sub ne apney gunah likh liye to achanak tumhari awaz aayi .............
supplement plz


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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!


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Aisa DOSTANA ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu Kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu Teer,
Mai MATAR tu Paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu Badal,
Mai RAJMA tu Chawal,
Mai HOT tu Cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?


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funny joks 177

U r 70% HANDSOME,
U r 75% SWEET,
U r 85% NAUGHTY,
U r 90% CUTE,
U r 100% LOVELY,
Matlab u r Totally
70+75+85+90+100= 420


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I want a KISS Plz KISS me, jaldi karo koi bhi nahi hai fauran karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
u know KISS means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo. So KISS Me!!


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Humare SMS se log samajhte hain ki hume aadat hai paise udane ki, Lekin wo nadan kya samjhe???
ki ye bhi ek ada hai kanjooso ko sharamindgi ka ehsas karane ki.


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Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,
aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi


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Subah uth kar 3 kaam karna...
1- upar vaale ko yaad karna taki tum ji sako,
2- mujhe SMS karna taki mai ji saku aur
3- naha lena taki sab ji sake.


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funny joks 176

Kyun mausam ki tarah badal jate ho.
kyun har din mera dil dukhate ho.
yeh sunkar to meri ruh kamp gayi ki tum bartan dhone ke sabun se nahate ho.
Chhi chhi.


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Barsenge ",",","," Barsenge ",",",",","
Hamare sMs Aaj Phir Barsenge!
Tumhari 5 Paise Ki Muskaan Ke Liye Hum Aaj Phir Ek Rupiya Kharchenge


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"HAPPYBIRTHDAY" 2 u Shocked na?
Actully aaj k Din 'James Hawk'ne Dhakkan banaya tha,
To Maine socha har DHAKKAN ko Happy BirthDay wish kar du...!

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Hakikat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
hamara farz tha aapko batana...
GARMI SURU HO GAYI HAI ROJ- ROJ NAHANA..!


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Apke dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,
apke labon ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar,
dosti ki kasam aapko nark se utha layenge apki ruh me apni jaan dekar.


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funny joks 175

SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mob.
pe tika rakhi hai,
Bettary aur charger bhi la rakhe hai,
Par SMS aayenge kaise...?
Dosti jo kanjuso se bana rakhi hai...


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Aap Pagal ho...
plz mano aap Pagal ho...
gussa kyu karte ho yaar...
P-yare,
A-chche,
G-ood,
A-nmol,
L-ovely...
ab to manoge na ki aap kitne Pagal ho...!!


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M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_

Dekha...!!

Everything is incomplete without

"U".


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My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko. - nitin bodkhe


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SMS karne ke 4 Fayde hai-
1)Mobile ko jang nahi lagta hai
2)Time pass ho jata hai
3)Jise SMS karo wo bhi khush, aur
4)kon kon kanjus hai pata chal jata hai.. . . . . !


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funny joks 174

Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
Tuje apna banate-banate begane ho gaye,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost"Gadhe ki Aawaz sune jamane ho gaye"


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Agar koi galti,
Gustaakhi,
Mistake,
Etc; Ho gayi hoto plz........ Plz......plz........
Mafi mang lo,
Main bahut acche mood me hun.


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Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma dena,
Agar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena............
Kameeno "HAATH"


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Hutch k CEO ne muje kaha:agar tum meri beti ko pataa lo to mai apna naam badal dunga!
Phir kya??HUTCH is now VODAPHONESaala ved se panga leta hai


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Bhiga Sa Lgta HaiAalam Tumhe,Bhigi C Lgti HaiSubah Tumhe,Bhiga Lag Rha HaiSara Jahan Tumhe,Uth PagalTune Su-Su Kar liya Hai.


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funny joks 173

Yaad karke meri Dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi par 1 ehsaan kar diya,
Is mobile me ye last rupiya tha,
Dekh maine wo bhi TERE NAAM kar diya.


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You are a GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu GHONCHU hi...


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kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?


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GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja


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kash tum bakri hote,
hum tumhe ghas khilate aur Pyar se tumhare sing hilate aur puchte 'msg bhejne me kanjus kaun?
tum ya mai'
to tum Pyar se bolte...
MEIN MEIN


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funny joks 172

u r BUDDHU...
B-est in all,
U-nderstanding by Mind,
D-ecent by Nature,
D-ynamic,
H-onest by Heart,
samjhe BUDDHU


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hawa me tum ho,
pani me tum ho,
aasman me tum ho,
jamin me tum ho,
jahan dekho tum hi tum ho, ...............
dettol wali aunty thik hi kehti thi,
kitanu har jagah hote hai.


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"Sitaro me aap,
Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap,
Dhop me aap,
Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."


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ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne bf ko call kiya
"aa jao ghar me koi nahi hai"
wo chala gaya! sachmuch ghar me koi nahi tha!
tala laga hua tha


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a friend is 1 who advise u 2 study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in examination hall n says "abe kitna likhega?
ladkiyan ja rhi hai"


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funny joks 171

"MOHABBAT" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai jatane ki,
"PYAR" ko mat chupao use zarurat hai dikhane ki,Aur
"PERFUME" mat lagao aapko zarurat hai nahane ki

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Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai., sab prabhu ki leela hai"


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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja


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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


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Dost mere marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena,
agar wo dikh jaye to ek baar mera nikal k hila dena...
...
.....

abe hath
bye bye k liye


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funny joks 170

Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!


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PoliceMan To His Son-Oye Tere Number Bade Ghat Aye Ne
Main Tera TV,Crkt Sb Band Kr Dena Hai

Son-O Chadd Bapu.
Aa Le 50 Rupiye
Gal Muka


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1 Nadi Me Do Insan Dub Rahe Hai
1 Insaan Vo Jise Aap Pyar Krte Ho
Dusra Vo Jo Apko Pyar Krta Hai
To Aap Kisko Bachaoge Aur Kyo?Reply Must


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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda Dikaho
Salesman:plain Me Dikha du
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha


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Arz kiya hai,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saat bhag gayi


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funny joks 169

Sardar-aaj maine pani ko
ullu bana diya
2nd-wo kaise?
Sardar-oye subah maine
pani garam kiya aur thande
pani se naha liya


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Dil ke dard ko juban par mat lana

Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana

Zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehre ho

"DETTOL" ke siwa kuch mat lagana..


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santa-Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl-tameez se baat karo.
santa-bahenji kya Aap mujhse shaadi karengi?


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Girlfriend na hone ke 5 fayde :-
1-Time ki bacht
2-Acchi Nind
3-koi Miss Call nahi
4-Koi chinta nahi
5-No Boring Sms


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1Admi Ne Kaha K Is Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Tbi Yumdot Aya Or Bola K Main Tumhari Jaan Lene Aya Hu
Admi Bolea-Le Daso Hun Banda Gal V Na Kre


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funny joks 168

boy:i cn kiss u widout even touching u
girl:u cant
boy:lagi rs20-20 ki
girl:k(boy kisses tightly)
girl:u touched me
boy:ye lo 20 Rupees


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New Xam Patrn 4 India:
General/OBC students:Write ANY Answer
ST:Only Read The Questions
SC:Thanx 4 Cuming The Xam Hall
That's A Tragedy.


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GudGuddi:
1.Do aurate chupchap baithi hai.
2.Ek buddhi bachpan me mar gayi.
3.Ganja srdar
4.Do sardar chess khel rahe the


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Savery jaldi uth k,
Naha k,
Saf jae kapry pa k,
Akhan Band kr k,
Sache Dil nal puch,


Mola Jadon Tusi Akal Wandi Main Kithe C..


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Santa Ko Ladki Hui.

Dost:Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Isko Ladke Chedenge!

Santa:Isliye To Maine Iska Naam DIDI rakha hai.

Bolo Tara..rara


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funny joks 167

He:Andar gya kya?
She:ha!Gya
He:Dukha kya?
She:Zara b nahi
He:Aur 1 baar
she:Ab isme dalo Acch laga!
He:OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO 188 days ago


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GIRLS POLICY

FRAUD with INOCENT boys
FUN with HANDSOME boys
FRIENDSHIP with SMART boys
LUV with FAITHFUL boys
MARRIAGE with RICH boys


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One Girl To Other:Vekh O Munda Mainu Hass K Vekh Riha Hai
2nd Girl:Pehle Ye Confirm Kar Le K Hass K Dekh Raha Hai Ya Dekh K Hass Raha Hai!!


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Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekhte hue,ma ye photo mein smart admi kaun hai
Ma:Ye tere papa hai
Beta:to hm is ganje k sath kyu rehte hai


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Judge-Is Admi K Dono Kaan Kaat Do
Admi-Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaunga
J-Kaan Katne Se Anda Kaise Hoga
A-Chasma Kya Tere Baap K Kaan Pe Lgaunga


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funny joks 166

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda
Agar De Dete Woh Hame Waqt Thoda
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat
Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR

"WATER" ya "SODA"


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Lalu:Arre o bhaiya,ye bandarwa ka photu kitne ka hai?
Dukan Wala:wo photu nhi sahib,wo to sheesha hai.


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Ravan-Biksha Deo
Lady-YeLo
Ravan-Rekha Par Karo(Lady Crossed Line)
Ravan-HaHa!
Me Bikshuk Nai Ravan Hu
Lady:Me SITA Nai RAKHI SAWANT Hu


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Maine Apko Cal Ki To Netwrk Bola~Murkho Ki Duniya Me Apka Swagt Ae,
Aap Jis Bevkuf Se Bat Krna Chahte Hai Uska Dimag OutOfCovrage Area Me Hai


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3 student's after exam.
1st:Yaar,Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Tha,Mai Paper khali Chod Aaya
2nd:Mai B
3rd:Shit Yaar,Teacher Samjegi Hamne Copy Ki


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funny joks 165

Santa 2 Newspaper Boy:Mere Kolo Bill Nahi Ditta Janda

Kal To Paper Na Liaeen..

Main Bante Di Akhbar Fotostate Karva Leaa Karanga


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AAJ..

AAP..

Khush to bahut honge

k

hamara

sms aa gaya

LEKIN

hum bhi bahut
chalak hain

humne

likha kuch b nahin!


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Ye 1 naya $m$ hai.Market mein B nahi aya abi tak
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay ayega


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Q:ladkiya apna dupatta ladke ke samne aane ke bad hi kyu thik karti hai?
Ans:Lutere ko dekhke hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai


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Wife: Darling, tumhe pata hai
swarg me husband aur wife
ko ek saath nahi rehne dete.
Husband: Isiliye to usey SWARG kehte hain


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funny joks 164

3 sardars were going on bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya?
Tu kaha baithega


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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo


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Wife:Mujhe kisi mehengi jagah le jao na
Husband:Chalo taiyaar ho jao
Wife:Par jana kahan hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP


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Boy:suit acha pehna hai
Girl:thnx
B:lipstic achi lagai hai
G:thnx
B:makup be acha kia hai
G:thnx"BHAIYA"
B:fir b achi nahi lag rahi ho


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O Friend ji.
Tussi Mitha Aam ho,
Coca-Cola da Jaam ho,
Sir Dard da Baam ho,
Saara kuch Theek he,
Bas SMS nahin karte,
Es waaste Badnaam ho


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funny joks 163

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga


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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye
Girls:Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge
Boys Hum haar gye,chalo ab dikhao


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Wife on sunday
Aaj to muje kisi COSTLY PLACE pe le chalo

Husband:chalo fatafat tyar ho jao
Wife:par jana kaha hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP!


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Sardar interview dene gaya.
Boss: ur birthday.
Sardar:15 Feb.
Boss:which year.
Sardar:ullu de patte,every year..


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SARDAR ji agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu
Q:fir bhi Garmi lage to?
S:To Cooler on kar leta hu


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