funny joks 165

Santa 2 Newspaper Boy:Mere Kolo Bill Nahi Ditta Janda

Kal To Paper Na Liaeen..

Main Bante Di Akhbar Fotostate Karva Leaa Karanga


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AAJ..

AAP..

Khush to bahut honge

k

hamara

sms aa gaya

LEKIN

hum bhi bahut
chalak hain

humne

likha kuch b nahin!


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Ye 1 naya $m$ hai.Market mein B nahi aya abi tak
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COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay ayega


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Q:ladkiya apna dupatta ladke ke samne aane ke bad hi kyu thik karti hai?
Ans:Lutere ko dekhke hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai


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Wife: Darling, tumhe pata hai
swarg me husband aur wife
ko ek saath nahi rehne dete.
Husband: Isiliye to usey SWARG kehte hain


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