funny joks 108

Tere Pyar ki roshni aisi hai ki
Har taraf Ujaala nazar aata hai.

Wah wah

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bahut aata hai.


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Ishq Me Brbadi Na Karva Lena,Apni
Mummy Ke Arman Khak Me Na Mila
Dena,Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Lene Ko
Diye Hai,Unse Reacharge Na Krva
Lena...


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Ishq me ye Anjam paya
he, Hath pair tute, mu
se khun aya
he,Hospital pahuche to
nurse ne farmaya,
Baharo phul barsao,
Kisika mehboob aya he!


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Teacher: Tom! Join
these 2 sentnces.

I was cyclin to
School.
I saw a Dead body.
Tom: (while thinkng)
I saw a dead body
cycling to School..


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Arz kia hai

Tere pyar me pagal ho
gaya Peter

Gor warmaiye

Tere pyar me pagal ho
gaya Peter

Hero Honda Splendor 80
kilometer
per litre...


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