funny joks 155

Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha warna me bi gum ho jata


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Propose kiya tha SMS se
Propose kiya tha SMS se
Jo unki Shaadi tak PENDING tha,
BSNL ke Network problem se


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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'


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SARDAR was going on a bike with his wife
Tapori:SARDARJI, wife hai ya lover ?
SARDAR: lover hogi teri, meri to wife hai..


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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kaise?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi


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