funny joks 79

Employee:Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?
Boss:kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.


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Sunaye apne dil ka hal,Kaisi hy apki glfrnd,kaisa hy uska pyar,Kya Bandegi vo apko rakhi ya dalegi apke gale me haar,Janne k liye call 100.


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Doctor film banate to Tital hota?
1.Kabhi Khasi Kabhi Dama
2.Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
3.T.B.No:1
4.Kal Patient Ho Na Ho
5.Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

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Zindagi me kabhi tention mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile, to kahena pyaari bahena sada khush rahena


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Its MONSOON & Im Sure u mst b happy.
U mst b feelng lik,
Go out,
Dance urslf,
Sing songs,
Splash water..

Right?




Evry FROG feels d same.


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Beggar: Sir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily?
Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.


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