funny joks 114

How 2 impress a Girl: Respect her,
Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care for her.
How to impress a boy?
Just smile (game over)...!


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Circuit:ye Dr. Log operation se phele
patient ko behosh kyon karte hai?
Munnabhai: bole to, Patient khud operation karna na seekh le isliye.


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I Miss U Rozana



After Breakfast &
Khana





Ab Tum Zyada Mat
Itrana

Hum Ko Acha Lagta He


Aap Ko PAGAL Banana.


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Q:Wat if Malika Serawat plays d role of Draupadi in mahabharat?
A:Duryodhn wud say 'pehle isko kapde to pehnao,tabhi to wastr haran karunga'


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Tipu=Are Yaar ! Possible & Impossible Kise Kehte hai..

Papu=Ladkiya Patana hai Possible..
Aur Ladki k baap ko patana hai Impossible.


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