funny joks 105

Main kal rat 1 spna dekha,Spne me YAMRAJ ji bole,Sab log apna gunah paper me likho!
To kuch der bad sirf apki awaz gunji.
"EXTRA PAPER PLZ"


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How do u recognize Santa in School?
He is d one who erases
the notes from the
book when the teacher
erases the board.


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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya
thi. Sab log usey
akbar bulate the.
Kyu?


Socho!





Thoda aur.



Nahi pata kya?



Kyunki Akbar uska naam
tha.


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Which is d Longest
Toilet in d Wrld?
"Indian..Railway
Track", v can use it
frm Kanyakumari 2
Kashmir,Proud 2b N
INDIAN Aisi..azadi aur
kaha.


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Ravan decides 2
apologise 2 ram,

knocks the door,

Ram opens.

Ravan stands thinking.
guess what???
?
?
?
?
kis mooh se maafi
mango.


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