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Friday, April 16, 2010

funny joks 64

I bought a bike on loan.
I didn't pay the dues,
the bank took away my bike.
:Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also..


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1 waqt tha tumare sms asie ate the jaise koi tumari khopdi pe pistol rahk ke tumse sms karwa rha hai.
Ab esa lgta hai jaise goli maar di ho.


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Ab Dekho Bhool Na Jana.

Kal Jaldi Uth Jana.

Taaze Paani Se Nahana.

Phir Hamare Ghar Aana Aur Zor Se Aawaz Lagana.





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JAI SHANI DEV


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2 men srching 4 deir lost wives,
1st: How ur wife luk lyk?
2nd: fair, face is lyk DIYA MIRZA & what abt urs?
"Forget mine let srch urs 1st"


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DAD- Harbhajan is male or female?

SON- Female

DAD: How?

SON: Just now commentator told

"Beautiful Delivery By Harbhajan"


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