I bought a bike on loan.
I didn't pay the dues,
the bank took away my bike.
:Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also..
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
1 waqt tha tumare sms asie ate the jaise koi tumari khopdi pe pistol rahk ke tumse sms karwa rha hai.
Ab esa lgta hai jaise goli maar di ho.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ab Dekho Bhool Na Jana.
Kal Jaldi Uth Jana.
Taaze Paani Se Nahana.
Phir Hamare Ghar Aana Aur Zor Se Aawaz Lagana.
.
JAI SHANI DEV
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
2 men srching 4 deir lost wives,
1st: How ur wife luk lyk?
2nd: fair, face is lyk DIYA MIRZA & what abt urs?
"Forget mine let srch urs 1st"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
DAD- Harbhajan is male or female?
SON- Female
DAD: How?
SON: Just now commentator told
"Beautiful Delivery By Harbhajan"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
I didn't pay the dues,
the bank took away my bike.
:Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also..
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
1 waqt tha tumare sms asie ate the jaise koi tumari khopdi pe pistol rahk ke tumse sms karwa rha hai.
Ab esa lgta hai jaise goli maar di ho.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Ab Dekho Bhool Na Jana.
Kal Jaldi Uth Jana.
Taaze Paani Se Nahana.
Phir Hamare Ghar Aana Aur Zor Se Aawaz Lagana.
.
JAI SHANI DEV
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
2 men srching 4 deir lost wives,
1st: How ur wife luk lyk?
2nd: fair, face is lyk DIYA MIRZA & what abt urs?
"Forget mine let srch urs 1st"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
DAD- Harbhajan is male or female?
SON- Female
DAD: How?
SON: Just now commentator told
"Beautiful Delivery By Harbhajan"
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
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