funny joks 71

Vijay: Mere pas gadi he bangla he paisa he.
Tumhre pas kya he?
Ravi:Mere pas bhi gadi he bngla he pesa he
Vijy:To kamene maa kiske pass h



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A Stdnt Ws Askd 2 Rite a Signboard 4d Trafic Rules Near a Collg Campus

He rote:
Drive Carefuly!
Dnt Kil d Stdnts,
Wait 4 d Teachrs!


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Baharon phool barsao mera
Dost aaya hai
Honto pe muskaan khushbu saath laya hai
Barson se thi jise pani se ALERGY
Woh aaj LUX Se Nahaya hai.


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Apna hath sir par firao.

1 bar fir firao...

Dobara firao

Chalo 1 bar fir firao

Ab to yakin ho gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hai.


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Man found his wif hvng afair
He decided 2 kil himself&wife
Man ne apne kan pe pistol lagai or wife ko bola 'khush matho agla number tera hai


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