funny joks 117

Dosti ke rishte bahut lambe hote hai.
Pata nahi kaha tak chalenge.
Do kadam aap chalna, do kadam hum chalenge.
Bhad me auto le lenge!!..


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Teacher: What is d chemical formula for water?
Sardar: H IJKLMN O
Teacher: What r u talking about?
Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O!!


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Ek Doc apne Dost se:"Yar me soch raha hu k is gaon me apna ek Clinic kholdo"
Dost:"Tumahra khayal to Naik he,magr yahaka Qabristan chota he"


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Q:"Naari" Ka Matlab Kya He?
Ans:Naari Ka Matlab He ShAkTi
Q:To Fir Purush Ka Matlab Kya He?
A:'Sehan Shakti'


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Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

Baki Kasr Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar
Me.

Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti,

Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me.


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