Ek bar ganje k head par 8-10 hair aye.Wo
Barbar k paas gya
Barbar angry me pucha: 'CUT' karu ya 'COUNT' karu?
Ganja sharm k bola
COLOUR krdo
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Bhikhari:-behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000Rs.
Secretary:-y U gavehim 1000Rs?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behen kaha Hai..
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Teacher:Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti
Student:Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata
Dunga.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Acha hua Diwali me tum bahar nahi gaye.
Nahi to
?
?
?
?
Log tumhe phataka samajh k jala dete.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Q Ladkiya ladko ko kiss karte waqt apni aankhe kyo bandh kar deti hai?
Ans-kyun ki ladkiya kisi bhi haal me ladko ki khushi nahi dekh sakti.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Barbar k paas gya
Barbar angry me pucha: 'CUT' karu ya 'COUNT' karu?
Ganja sharm k bola
COLOUR krdo
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Bhikhari:-behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000Rs.
Secretary:-y U gavehim 1000Rs?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behen kaha Hai..
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Teacher:Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti
Student:Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata
Dunga.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Acha hua Diwali me tum bahar nahi gaye.
Nahi to
?
?
?
?
Log tumhe phataka samajh k jala dete.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Q Ladkiya ladko ko kiss karte waqt apni aankhe kyo bandh kar deti hai?
Ans-kyun ki ladkiya kisi bhi haal me ladko ki khushi nahi dekh sakti.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
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