funny joks 63

Sir:kal school kyu nhi aaye?
Sonu:kal meri gay ne bachhda diya tha
Sir:Isme kya badi baat hai
Sonu:Badi baat nahi to aap deke dikhaiye.!


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Class Rooms r like Train

1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP

Middle 2 r Genral Compartment

N Last 2 r Sleeper Class.


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Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss kro to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio lal.

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LOG KEHATE H K AAPKO OPAR WALE NE BADI FURSAT ME BANAYA HAI. THEEK HI TO KHATE H QUNKI FALTU KE KAAM FURSAT ME HI TO KIYE JATE H.


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Due date of filing ur laughter tax return is 2day
pursue early to escape long q so sbmit ur sms as early possible in my
CA of Laughter Club


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