funny joks 125

Differance between pati and gadha,
ANS :- pati gadha ban sakta hai,
But gadha itna b gadha nahi ke pati bane!!


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Hindi teacher asks:
kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?
Student: 6 prakar ke-
local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialled kaal
Recived kaal
Miss Kaal.


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A man kills DEER & cooks it & doesnt tell kids wat it is.

He gives a Clue "Its What ur Mom Calls Me!"

Son screams"Koi mat khana,KUTTA hai"


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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,
Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,
ek dam se meri aankh khul jati h
Dil se ye aawaz aati hai
MUMMY BHOOT


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7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha
Baba ladkiya line nhi deti,kya
karu? Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1 Chatai or La


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