funny sms 94

Daku-Tera Naam?
Lady-Rita
Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He,
Ja Tuje Maaf Kia.
Aur Tera?
Santa-Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He!


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Ek newspaper M chapa tha "50%Ladkiya bewkuf hoti ha"

Is pr ladkiyon N khub halla machaya or

chapwaya"50%Ladkiya bewkuf nahi hoti ha.


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CHAI

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CH AI

CH AI

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Congrats !





U r selected 2 work in d Railway


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Mein bikul sharef ho gaya hu.
1 ladki k karib ho gaya hu
uske pass mere dil k chabi hai
vo meri aakhrh dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25vi bhabhi hai.


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Principal to Students:
You People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day..

Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!!


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