funny joks 81

Beggar: Sir,Family se dur ho gaya hu.Milne ke liye 140 Rs ki zarurat Hai. SETH: Kahan hai tera fmily?
Begr-Samne PVR me film dekh raha hai.


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Pappu-Yaar mujhe tere ko phone karna tha par mai tera numbar hi bhul gya

Raju-Are,to tu mujhko phone kar k puch leta na



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Ind got 2nd gold in swimming.
Preethi singh











She found that gold ring in swimming pool..!!
1 Gold Mila na?? Jyada Lalach Buri Hai.


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Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda
ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda
ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha ki
langda ho gaya!!




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Boy:I can kiss u without touching u,

Girl:U can't,


Boy:lagi 20-20 ki?

Girl:Ok!

Boy:kisses tightly

Girl:U touched me


Boy:Le 20 Rupaye


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