funny joks 66

Teacher: Gandhiji's hardwork what do you get on 15th Aug?
Studnt:A holiday.!
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What is opposite of PizzaHut?
Pizza Mat Hut..!


Gud nite


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Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hai?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.


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Bhagvan ne dharti ko banaya phir so gaya phir utha admi banaya,
phir so gaya phir utha ladki ko banaya

na khud soya na kisiko sone diya.


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Ek Pandit Dosre Pandit Se

Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai

Dusra Pandit:

Jis Message Mein Khushboo Ho Usse Sent Msg Kehte Hai.
Gud noon.


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Papu apni beti k liye 24 sal ka ladka dekhne gaya
Waha se biwi ko phone kiya-are Sun
24 ka koi ladka nahi Milraha hai
12 - 12 k do lejao


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