funny joks 70

Driver- That 25 cent tip u gave me was an insult.
Lady:How much should I tip u?
Driver:Another 25 cents.
Lady:I dont want to insult u twice!


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A person to Santa:agr aik hathi sui k sorakhSe guzr rha ho to usay rkne k lye kya krna chahye?
Santa:uski dump pe gaanth laga do Phans jaega


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Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge
Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge

Tab
gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega


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One of The Best, Practical Quotes to B HAPPY
"keep all ur worries & troubles in ur pocket,
bt b sure tht ur pocket has a BIG HOLE in it..!!"


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If u find a friend
betr
dan me



Go ahead



Bt ven dat
person'll leav u,
Luk behind




I'LL b der




2 slap u
& say
"Maar li hoshiyaari"


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