funny joks 62

1 ladka ghar der se lauta

Ma:kahan tha?

Beta:Film dekhne gaya tha'maa ka pyar'.


Maa:ab upar jake 1 aur film dekh
'baap ki maar'.


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Ultimate Power of Kaliyug:-

3rd standard Boy: Can I KISS your hand?








3rd std Girl: why, has anything happened to my lips.


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1st class me
Student apne papa se
Student:papa aj mam ne 1sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata tha
Papu:Blackboard pr susu kisne kiy h


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Papu hotel me hath dhone jata hai or
Basin dhone lag jata hai.
Waiter-Sir ye kya kar rahe hai?
Papu-Are yaha likha hai Na WASH BASIN.


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Aisi kaun si cheez hai jo women me aage hoti hai aur Cow me peeche hoti hai
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WOMEN-W
COW-W
God save ur dirty mind


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