funny joks 161

Santa-Beta Tujhe History Me Kam Marks Q Mile.?
Pappu -Papa,Teacher Woh Sawaal puchti hai,
Jab Main Paida B nahi hua tha


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1 Shrabi Ka Court Me Case Chal Raha Tha

Judge ne kaha"ORDER ORDER"

Shrabi Replied
"Ek CHILLI CHICKEN,One ROYAL STAG with SODA" Jaldi!


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Lady:Doctor!Plz cal my husband inside
Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman
Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a gentleman


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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,
padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha,
padhnewala mahan.


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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"


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