funny joks 141

Mom:Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti:
Maa banungi
padhungi
shadi karungi
aur kya?
Mom:Jo Marji karo par zara serial order mein karna.


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1 Din 1 Pandi Ki Apne Bap Se Ladai Ho Gayi
Us Ne Bap Ki Photo Qabrastan Main 1 Tree Pr
Lga Di
Aur Us K Neeche Likh Diya

" Coming Soon"


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Pati-Suno Darling Muze Tumse Shadi Kar K Bahut Faida Hu!
Patni-Yesa Konsa Faida Hua?
Pati-Muze Mere Gunaho Ki Saza Jeete Ji Mil Rahi Hai!


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Pappu-Jab me mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Dipu-Kyo??
Pappu-Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hai!


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Masti Time:
Wah Prabhu kya leela he teri

Chuha Billi se darta hai
Billi Kutte se
Kutta Aadmi se
Aadmi Biwi Se

Or
Biwi Chuha se.


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