funny joks 151

It Is Well Known Saying That-"Jo Hase,Unke Ghar Basey"

But De Question Is-"Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hasey"


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SARDAR1:soch raha hu ki USA ghum aaun,kitna paisa lagega? SARDAR2:kuch b nahi!
SARDAR1: kaise?
SARDAR2:sochne k liye paise nahi lagte


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1Makhi Ganje k sar par ja baithi
2nd Makhi:"WAAH kya ghar dhunda hai"
1st Makhi:Ghar kaha pagli abhi to sirf "PLOT" kharida hai


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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.
Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
Man:wo kaise?
Sardar:SomWar,MangalWar,BudhWar


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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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