funny joks 73

Girl:How much u love me?
Boy:Like shajahan.
Girl:Then when will u build Taj Mahal? Boy:Already purchased land. Now waiting for ur death...


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Bhikari:saab 1rupiya de do
Saab:tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari:abe tere 1rupiye k liye office kholu kya??


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SON:Dad Maine Khwab Me Dekha Mera 1 Pao Zamin Par,Or 2 Pao Asman Me Hai

Dad:Is Tarah K Sapne Mat Dekho Warna Tumhari PANT Phat Jayegi...


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Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha

Mera Ladla

Mera Sonu-monu

Mujhse Shaadi karoge?

Bolo Baby

BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt.


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