funny joks 135

Mom:jab b'frnd kiss
kare to bolo "don't"
Or jab gale lage to
bolo "stop"
2nd day
beti:mom usne dono ek
saath kiya
to maine bola
"dont STOP"


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Hathi ne Chiti ko raste me cheda.
Chiti Hathi ki biwi se complaint karne gayi.
Chiti:Bhaisab ko samjha dena varna MARD hamare ghar bhi hai!.


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Kisi ne dil badal diya....
kisi ne dhadkan badal di....
aap k pas kuch nai tha badal ne ko...
to
aapne mandir me jakar chappal badal li...?


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Pleas give me a kiss

Daro mat kiss means

K-Koi
I-Interesting
S-SMS
S-Send karo


Ab to thik hai na?

So always KISS ME.
O.K.


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Height of Confidence:-

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver. "Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili"


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