funny joks 76

Santa buys a new pressure cooker& nxt day he rtrns it
Shopkeepr-Y r U retrnng it?
Santa-Gharme jawn beti he, or y sala seeti bajata h


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What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist?

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Guess yaar


I know u do it


Try again

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2.30.. (tooth-hurty!) hehe ;-)


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Girl's father-main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare.

Rachit-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun

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BEST MSG EVER Written on a board in the church, "'God never fails'". A guy wrote below it, 'let him give CA, CAT, & IIT,GATE exams!!


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What did the male dog say 2 the female dog
in the cool nite with bright moon lite?









BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?
Gud mrng


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