funny joks 153

Papu-mene mere beta ka naam America rakha he.


Mangu-kyun?


Papu-me duniya ko dikhana
chahta hu k me America ka baap hoon...!


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Ramu 2 Waiter-Apke paas khane k liye Garma Garam kya hai..
Beter-Samosha hai,Idli,Pizza hai
Ramu-Aur Garam kya hai..
Waiter-Kadai hai


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Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...
Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..


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Pappu's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill
As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me Leave


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Postman:-

Sir,
I hav travelled 5 kms 2 giv u this Letter !

Man:-
How Stupid u r!
Why Didn't u Just Post it?


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