funny joks 98

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS


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Hindi Teacher-Wo 1 Sunder Ladki Khadi He,Isko Hindi k Shabdo Me Kaho.
Student-'Wo Dekho Yaaro Tumhari BHABHI Khadi Hai.


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Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/ LG ne ye mobile sirf sun ne k liye nhi banaya hai


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Pappu -"Boss isne kuch
nhi kiya fir B apne
ise saza kyu di"?
Boss-"smart boy,Aajkal
prepaid ka zamana
hai,Pehle saza bhugto
fir galti karo..


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Maths teacher was
teaching mathematical
conversions
Teacher: If 1000kgs =
Ton. then, for 3000kgs
= how much?
Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!


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