funny joks 75

?Nasir tO Heena? ?GLB?

Tum har rat mere khwabon me aao
Tum har rat mujhe yunhi satao
Aur kya bolen tumse janam
Melody khao khud jaan jao!


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Aise janvar ka naam batao jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhta hai lekin sirf 3 pero par chalta hai?
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jawab-langada kutta


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Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger?
Son: i start cleaning the toilet
Dad: how does that satisfy u..!?
Son: i use ur tuthbrush..


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Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Mummy PapaNahi
Brother Sister-Nahi
Friends-nahi
Husband Lover-nahi

Sirf or Sirf Apki chappal


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Knock Knock!
Anybody home?


Delivery4 u.
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ROSES.
Hapy frndshipday


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