funny joks 88

Taxi driver 2 a marwadi passenger:

"Sir gadi ke brake fail ho gaye hai ab kya karu?"

marwadi:

"Vo bhad ki baat pehle meter band kar"


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Nepali ko chirag mila, jin nikla bola 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi
3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana


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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho??

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Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.


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Oe...GABBAR..
Kahan chhipa hai Tu..

or..

Kahan hain tere..
Kaliya Waliya..
Samba Wamba..





or tere..


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