funny joks 143

Masti Time:-
Mom:beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti:Teacher ne mara
Mom:Q?
Beti:Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.....


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santa 2 banta: tu aisi ki galti kr diti jo tainu jail ho gyi?
banta:main bank luttan to baad uthhe hi paise gin ne shuru kar ditte!


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Santa Driving on d wrong side of "one way road", &

He became Upset &
said "Shit, I think i am late to the Function.
All are going back"


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Santa-sir,Gandhiji k sir par bal kyu nahi the?
Teacher-intelliget admi ki nishani hai
santa-Aacha!!Tabhi ladkio k itne lambe bal hote hai


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Girl:Will u love me after marriage also?
Santa:This depends on ur husband,if he allows me!


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