funny sms 68

Mousam Hai
Dewana,
Dil Hai Mastana,


Aise Mein Tum?




Tum?




Tum?




Tum?








Lux Se Do Bar Nahana!


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Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Husband: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
GOOD NIGHT.TC


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Jb koi sms nahi karta
Itna gussa aata he
Dil to chahta he
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Jute utar k
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chapal pehan lu


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GANDHiGiRi ka
funda no.840
"koi tumhe bewakuf
kahe to chup
raho"
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Muh kholkar use sahi saabit mat KARO


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A Jatt riding on horse jumps the Red light & policemen whistles.

The jatt lifts the tail of horse & says

LE KARLE NUMBER NOTE


Gud eveng


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