funny joks 102

Mountain dew ka new
ad:
Chal yaar kuch
khatarnak karte hai






Chal chalke padai
karte hai..
Dar sabko lagta hai
par
DAR K AAGE JEET HAI..


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Boy:My galfrend broke
up wid me and sent me
picture of her n her
new boyfrend.

Friend: Really Bad



Boy:Yeah, Bad I sent
dem 2 her Dad!!??


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Ek operation ke bad
patient bola

"doctor sab Kya ab me
rog se mukt hu?"

Jawab mila:

'Beta doctor to niche
reh gaye, mai to
chitrgupt hu!!


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JOB IN AIRTEL
Send ur CV To
Airtel.in
Last Date:-25sep
Location:MUM
Salary:25OOOP/m
Job: Airtel K Tower Pe
Beth K Vdafone K
Signal ROKNA


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[Fact of Life]

A Lot Of Fellows now-a-Dayz Have:
B.A,
B.B.A,
M.B.A,
B.E,
B.S
Or
Ph.D

Unfortu nately..
They Don't HaVe A J.O.B degree! ;)


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