Santa Banta sms 13

Santa attending a interview in a software company.

Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address. I ll find out where it is.


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Santa & Banta r discussing

Santa:- If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep!


Banta:- With me it's the Opposite. If I sleep i can't drink Coffee.


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Santa: My computer going CRAZY.

Banta: Why? Whats Wrong?

Santa: I dont have Keyboard but it still gives a "KEYBOARD ERROR"


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SANTA got a sms 4rm his galfriend dat
I MISS U
Socho Samu ne kya reply diya hoga?
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I MR. U


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Santa train ki patri pr so gya

Banta-Train ayegi to mar jayega
Santa-Plane uper se gujar gya
kuch nhi huwa to train kya chez he


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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.


Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?




Santa- kya pata me to subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu!