Santa Banta sms 8

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?


Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!





Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe


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Santa duble deckar bus me upar ja baitha
jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condctr-niche kyu aye
Santa-oye upar driver nhi he


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Santa:yar badi mushkil mein hun Meri biwi mujhse 1 pappi\kiss ka 1 rupee leti hai
Banta:yaar tu lucky hai,auron se to wo 5 leti hai


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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business & got huge Losses. Do u know what the
business was?
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He opened a Saloon in Punjab!!!!!!


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Santa is buying movie
tickets again & again.
Finally the ticket
seller asked "y?"
Santa: Some fool
standin near d door &
tearin my tickets.


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Santa was shopping in
a store.


SALESMAN: Sir, would
you like to use a
pocket calculator?


Snta: No thanks. I
know how many pockets
I have